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TOP TEN REASONS WHY DONALD TRUMP WILL MAKE A GREAT U.S. PRESIDENT

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump now leads all other GOP contenders in recent polls on who Americans think should be the party’s nominee for the 2016 U.S. presidential elections.

The Adobo Chronicles®  interviewed thousands of likely voters and put together this top ten list of why Americans think Trump would make a great president:

1. There will never be a question about his birth certificate.

2. He will be effective in working with both sides of the aisle in Congress. He was a Democrat before he became a Republican.

3. As president, he won’t need a press secretary or a podium microphone, being the loud mouth that he is.

4. He has his own private jet. Imagine all that savings in taxpayer money which would otherwise be spent on Air Force One.

5. Who needs the White House when he has his Trump Towers?

6. We all know he will be the president that will finally solve illegal immigration, by closing the border and all international airports in the U.S.

7. He will be the president that will stop all wars that America is involved in. He doesn’t like wars. He dodged the Draft, remember?

8. We will finally see an end to the meme, ‘It’s the economy, stupid!’ We will have a stupid president managing our economy.

9. As president, he will have no problem saying to incompetent cabinet members, “You’re fired!”

10. We will finally see a more elaborate and fun seal of the President of the United States:

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MISS UNIVERSE IS FOR SALE!

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MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Miss Universe is up for sale! No, not Paulina Vega, the reigning title holder from Colombia, but Miss Universe the pageant.

Republican presidential candidate and real estate mogul Donald Trump told reporters he was putting his 49% stake in the pageant on the market.

Trump has been the face of Miss Universe for decades — well, hiding behind the beautiful faces of the pageant contestants and winners, that is. As owner of the Miss Universe Organization, he pretty much dictated how, where and when the pageants were to take place. He also singularly made that decision years ago to allow a transgender contestant to compete for the Miss Canada-Universe pageant.

Alas, things continue to go downhill for Miss Universe (and Miss USA which Trump also owns), since he made those disparaging remarks against Mexicans during the launch of his presidential bid. NBC Universal and Univision both cut their ties to Trump and countries like Mexico and Panama have dropped out of the international pageant, with other Latin countries expected to do the same.

So what’s next for Miss Universe? Will any one step up to buy out Trump?

It’s just a rumor, but keep an eye on who will succeed Trump as owner. The likes of billionaires Carlos Slim of Mexico (the second richest man next to Bill Gates) and Henry Sy, the richest man in the Philippines.

Both Mexico and the Philippines love beauty pageants, so that increases the odds of a Mexican or a Filipino owning Miss Universe.

LEAKED: DONALD TRUMP’S GRAND PLAN TO GET HILLARY CLINTON ELECTED PRESIDENT

Trump and the Clintons go way back
Trump and the Clintons go way back

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles®) – In the latest poll of the 2016 Republican candidates for president, Donald Trump has climbed up to the top spot, beating Jeb Bush by more than 2%.

Trump and Bush are the only ones with double digit numbers in the crowded field of GOP presidential candidates.image

Little do voters know that Trump’s grand plan is to have Democrat Hillary Clinton elected president.

Trump, once a pro-choice, registered Democrat, is known to be a friend of the Clintons and has contributed to the Clinton campaigns and to Bill and Hillary’s foundation.

A secret document released by Wikileaks outlines Trump’s strategy of throwing his hat into the GOP presidential contenders, moving his way to the top of the crowded field and eventually becoming the Republican bet for president.

Then, in a few weeks leading up to the November, 2016 elections, Trump will drop out of the race and concede the presidency to Hillary.

And what’s in it for Trump?

According to the leaked document, Trump will be appointed by Clinton as U.S. ambassador to Switzerland (his dream job) where the bulk of the business mogul’s fortune is stashed away in local banks.