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BOBBY JINDAL DROPS OUT OF U.S. PRESIDENTIAL RACE TO RUN FOR PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA

imageBATON ROUGE, Louisiana (The Adobo Chronicles) – Conceding that this is not his time to be president of the United States, Louisiana Governor Bobby (Piyush) Jindal today announced that he was suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.

His campaign strategy since he ran for governor has always been to project himself as a white, mainstream, conservative politician, as evidenced by the official portrait displayed in his office at the Louisiana Capitol.

Apparently, the strategy has not worked this time around in a crowded field of mostly genuine white Republicans, Ben Carson and Marco Rubio notwithstnding.

Being termed out from his gubernatorial position, his only alternative to stay in politics which is his first love, is to seek election as the next prime minister of his ancestral country of India.

How he would stack up against incumbent Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi remains to be seen, but Jindal certainly has the experience in running a successful campaign.

As of today, Jindal has authorized the setting up of an exploratory committee that would lay the groundwork for his quest to become India’s next prime minister.

BOBBY JINDAL LIKENS DONALD TRUMP TO KIM KARDASHIAN

CaptureNEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (The Adobo Chronicles®) – When you’re running for your party’s nomination for president, and you’re among those in the bottom of a  field of 17 candidates, you’ve got to change your campaign strategy. Forget the issues and attack your opponents, especially the front runner.

That’s exactly what Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal did on Thursday as he unloaded on Donald Trump, calling him “insecure,” “weak” and “dangerous.”

Jindal also said of Trump: “Just because a lot of people like watching Kim Kardashian — we wouldn’t put her in the White House, either.”

In a speech at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C. Jindal said that Trump and Kardashian are in the same league, being both products of reality television.

“Like Kardashian, Donald Trump is a narcissist and egomaniac. The only thing he believes in is himself,” Jindal said.

Trump and Kardashian both reacted to Jindal’s barbs.

Trump said, “Jindal has no legal standing to make such statements.  He’s an anchor baby, and I’m going to make sure that if I become president, he will be deported.”

Kardashian on the other hand told The Adobo Chronicles®, “Let see him get naked and let’s see who has a better behind.”

And the 2016 political season shifts into high gear.

JEB BUSH: ANCHOR BABIES = ASIAN PEOPLE

imageMCALLEN, Texas (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Realizing that his recent comments about ‘anchor babies’ could alienate him from Latino voters, Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush, tried to distance himself from his own statement.

Talking to reporters today, the younger brother of former President George W. Bush said that his comments  pertained more to “Asian people,” suggesting that the practice of coming to the United States to give birth to anchor babies was an Asian thing.

Asked if he had any factual basis that Asians are the ones resorting to anchor babies as a way to circumvent  the U.S. immigration system, Bush said, “I don’t have to give you facts. Just look at one of my Republican presidential opponents, Piyush Jindal. He’s a poster boy for anchor babies.”