Next stop on the Magical Mystery Tour of Philippine geography: Mayon Volcano in Naga City!
Yes, first it was Mocha Uson who treated the map like a coloring book, proudly relocating Mayon to Camarines Sur. Now, Daily Tribune has joined the “Reimagine Bicol” campaign, boldly placing the iconic volcano in Naga City.
At this rate, we fully expect Mt. Apo to pop up in Boracay by next week, and Taal Volcano to be spotted beside SM Mall of Asia. Why let cartographers have all the fun when we can crowdsource the archipelago’s layout with random press releases and Facebook posts?
The new rule: if you say it with confidence, it must be true. Who needs geography when you have vibes? By 2026, don’t be surprised if Mayon makes its way to Manila Bay—perfect for selfies with the Dolomite Beach. After all, the Philippines isn’t just more fun—it’s more flexible!
In a scene worthy of a Darryl Yap directorial debut, Imee Marcos emerged triumphant as the 12th senator—barely, but gloriously—clad in what she solemnly declared was her father’s decades-old polo barong.
The nation gasped. Not at her victory, but at the garment: crisp, blindingly white, and suspiciously wrinkle-free, like it just escaped the steam press of history. Experts in vintage wear raised eyebrows: “Jusi or piña cloth doesn’t age like that—unless it’s embalmed like Apo himself!”
The fit was off too. If that barong was really her dad’s, then Ferdinand Sr. must’ve moonlighted as a malnourished fashionista.
But perhaps this wasn’t about clothing authenticity—it was symbolism! A soft launch for 2028? A message to BFF Sara Duterte: “Move over, girl. Tita Imee’s got next.”
Whether it was laundry magic or legacy cosplay, one thing’s clear—Miracles in Malacañang now come in starch and satin stitching.
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