Wake Up, Dabaweños!

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Davao City Mayor Baste Duterte’s call for President Bongbong Marcos to resign has added a new act to the spectacle. It’s quite the spectacle when one political scion points fingers at another. 

But let’s not lose sight of the irony here. While Mayor Duterte is quick to pass judgment, perhaps he should glance at his own backyard first. Davao City might boast about its urbanization, but it also leads in another less flattering statistic: family poverty incidence. Under Baste’s watch, this figure has seen a not-so-glamorous rise. 

So, before urging others to step down, perhaps Mayor Duterte should consider following his own advice. Dabawenos, it’s time to wake up and smell the durian. Elect leaders based on merit, not merely by the familiarity of their last names. After all, a rose by any other name might just wilt under scrutiny.

What’s The Citizenship Status Of Maharlika And Sass Rogando Sasot?

In the latest installment of the melodrama “Sour Grapes: The Vloggers’ Saga,” Maharlika, Sass Rogando Sasot, and their cohort of foreign-based social media maestros are up in arms over their exclusion from positions in the Marcos administration. But before we entertain their wails of injustice, let’s play a riveting game of citizenship roulette. 

Are they card-carrying patriots of the Philippines, or did they trade their love for the motherland for a slice of foreign convenience?

In the land of “resibo,” where receipts reign supreme, let’s demand proof of their allegiance. Are they waving the flag or just dabbling in diplomacy for the ‘gram? Naturalized citizens in faraway lands, they tread a precarious tightrope of eligibility, teetering between loyalty and expediency. Dual citizenship might be a tantalizing prospect, but the fine print demands sacrifices – like renouncing foreign ties for a shot at Philippine power plays.

So, dear vloggers, before you raise your digital pitchforks, let’s settle the citizenship charade. Otherwise, your complaints might ring as hollow as your claims to the throne. Or, it could be an indication of your illegal/TNT status in your choice of foreign residence.

The Farcical Mindanao Secession

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Amidst the recent whimsical whispers of Mindanao parting ways with the Philippines, one can’t help but chuckle at the sheer naivety akin to a child playing make-believe. 

The notion of a seamless separation, as effortless as a celebrity breakup, is as laughable as it is ludicrous. Crafting a new nation isn’t a weekend DIY project; it’s a Herculean task requiring more than just wishful thinking: a new Constitution, new government, new police and military, socio-economic and political restructuring, border control, international recognition, a plebiscite/referendum. The list goes on…

It’s akin to suggesting that forming a new country is as simple as counting to three, conveniently forgetting the countless complexities involved. One might as well believe in unicorns and leprechauns.

The parallels drawn to the ill-fated bid for the Philippines to become the 51st state of the USA are as comical as they are cautionary. History serves as a reminder that fantasies don’t easily translate into reality, especially when it comes to geopolitical restructuring.

So, let’s put away the rose-tinted glasses and return to the realm of rationality before we find ourselves chasing rainbows with empty hands.

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