Politique PH Tuesdays: Basté, Oh Basté

February 12, 2024 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

So, Sebastian “Baste” Duterte decided to take the mic and drop a weak bomb that couldn’t even rally 50 rabid DDS against Marcos — the audacity to call out President Bongbong Marcos for a one-way ticket to Resignationville. 💥💼

But let’s hit pause and dissect this spectacle, shall we?

First things first, Baste. Oh, our dear Baste. 🤦‍♂️ He’s got that classic Duterte flair, doesn’t he? He speaks before he thinks, turns every sentence into a theatrical performance complete with expletives and enough emotional appeal to make your head spin. Listening to the Dutertes is like riding a rollercoaster—wild, unpredictable, and definitely not for the faint-hearted. 🙄

Now, about this call for resignation. Is it rooted in genuine concern for the people, or just another episode in the Duterte family drama series? 📺🍿 Without concrete reasons, it’s like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded—confusing and likely to lead nowhere fast.

But let’s shift our gaze to Imee Marcos, the maven of political intrigue. 🎭🕵️‍♀️ What’s her role in this political tango?

Here are a few tantalizing possibilities why she’s close and even defend the Dutertes: 🤔

She’s feeling like the odd one out in the Marcos clan and she’s eager to make her mark on the political stage away from her brother. ☕️
She’s eyeing that coveted presidency in the 2028 elections, so she’s cozying up to Sara Duterte for some much-needed clout. 😺
She believes that loyalty runs deep, thanks to Duterte letting FM be buried at the Libingan ng mga Bayani. This event cemented her allegiance to the Dutertes. 💐
Playing the long political game, she’s strategically positioned herself as a Trojan horse, ready to make her move when the time is right. ♞

Now that Baste has thrown down the gauntlet, where does Imee go from here? The Loyalists might be giving her the side-eye, and with Baste shining the spotlight on her media antics, even some die-hard DDShits might be feeling a tad skeptical. 🤔 And let’s not forget, she’s still got that Marcos surname hanging over her head like a political cloud.

So, sweeties, the burning question remains: Where in the world is Imee Marcos headed now? Are the Loyalists still rolling out the welcome mat, or is it time for a little political rebranding? Only time will tell in this dizzying game of political chess! ♟️🔥

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Is Delimondo Corned Beef The Secret To JPE’s Long Life?

February 12, 2024 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

by Melchor Vergara

As Juan Ponce Enrile marks his centennial milestone on the peculiar confluence of Valentine’s Day and Ash Wednesday, the world marvels at his seemingly immortal existence.

While some may attribute his longevity to genetics or dark deals made at the stroke of midnight, the true secret apparently lies in his diet – a daily indulgence in Delimondo corned beef, conveniently owned by the Enrile family.

One can’t help but wonder if there’s a fountain of youth hidden in each can, or if there’s a mystical incantation whispered over every can. It seems that while mere mortals struggle with kale smoothies and quinoa salads, Enrile thrives on the processed meats of his own making.

As rumors swirl about the miraculous properties of Delimondo, perhaps other public figures should take note. Could Martin Andanar’s switch from Pure Foods to Delimondo spell the difference between mundane mortality and the ethereal eternity of Enrile?

Only time, and perhaps a hearty serving of corned beef, will tell.