An Open Letter To President Bongbong Marcos, Jr.

To His Excellency, President Ferdinand “Bongbong” Marcos Jr. :

I write this with the sincerest intention of uniting two great political dynasties who have generously ruled—er, served—the Filipino people. In the spirit of reconciliation (and mutual survival), may I humbly recommend the re-appointment of Madam Sara Duterte to a top cabinet post, preferably something as powerful as “Secretary of Everything.”

Her qualifications are unimpeachable: she once rode a big bike in a gown, mastered the ancient art of political poker face, and vanished from DepEd just in time to avoid accountability. Truly, a ninja of governance.

Appointing her would show your statesmanship, your generosity, and, most importantly, your desire to not have Davao Mayor Paolo Duterte call you “that guy” on Facebook.

Let us bridge the North and South—preferably with a highway named after both your fathers.

Sincerely yours,

A Concerned Citizen (with political instincts and possibly future ambitions)

Senator Bong Go’s Absence Is Telling

Senator Bong Go’s absence from The Hague, despite being Rodrigo Duterte’s most loyal aide, is striking—and politically telling.

While Duterte’s family, allies like Robin Padilla, Harry Roque and even fringe personalities like Maharlika and that insignificant Brit have made appearances in the Netherlands — with Senator Bato on his way — Go has remained notably distant. His silence and physical absence, in contrast to his once-constant shadowing of Duterte, suggest a calculated pivot.

With the 2028 presidential elections looming—and Go emerging as a frontrunner after topping the recent senatorial race—his avoidance may be strategic. Aligning too closely with a detained former president under ICC scrutiny could alienate moderate voters or international partners.

Go’s brand of loyalty may now be measured in optics, not proximity. As he seeks to broaden his appeal beyond Duterte’s base, he may be deliberately distancing himself from an increasingly controversial figure. The question isn’t whether Go has abandoned Duterte—but whether he’s repositioning himself as more than just Duterte’s man.

Will Marian Rivera Dare To Step Forward?

Marian Rivera, queen of dance and now—allegedly—queen of confidential funds?

Netizens are shooketh after reports surfaced linking her to VP Sara Duterte’s secret stash. Unlike Mary Grace Piattos (who sounds like a snack-loving ghost), Marian is very much real and has receipts to show—hopefully not just mall show posters.

With hubby Dingdong Dantes known as a proud Pinklawan, the couple’s political plot twist is giving telenovela energy.

Is this My Husband’s Lover: Budget Edition? Marian, it’s time to cha-cha your way to a press con and spill—was this a case of mistaken identity or just a cameo role in DDS Confidential?

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