Battle of the Pizzas: Hotdog Vs. Lumpia

Pizza Hut's hotdog pizza, left and My Bay Kitchen's pizza y lumpia
Pizza Hut’s hotdog pizza, left, and My Bay Kitchen’s pizza y lumpia

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) –  It’s supposed to be the big day on Thursday  for Pizza Hut : the official launching of its new  pizza with hotdog-stuffed crust, a concoction that Italian chefs and bakers would almost be embarrassed to even think about.

The usually serious Washington Post  took time out from its political news coverage to video tape a taste test of the new product among its newsroom staff.

But then, on the eve of the launch, Pizza Hut encountered an unexpectected competition from a little known Filipino pizza joint  (MyBayKitchen.com) in the Silicon Valley, which came up with its more delicious and healthy alternative — pizza with lumpia (Filipino egg roll).

The Pizza Hut version uses mustard for its sauce on the side while the Filipino version uses banana ketchup.

The two pizzas look almost exactly alike, except that the Filipino pizza does not contain any pepperoni, just  plain garlic, spinach and cheese combo, flanked with half slices of the Filipino lumpiang Shanghai, a  superstar in the cuisine of this island nation of 100 Million people.

The Filipino concoction caught the eye of  frozen pizza giant Digiorno which is reportedly in negotiations with the Filipino  pizza joint to patent , distribute and sell the amazing and appetizing  version of the otherwise boring Italian pizza.

 

 

Washington Post Misses Wednesday Edition, Blames Pizza Hut

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – If you’re wondering why your favorite newspaper rack for The Washington Post is empty today, wonder no more. The country’s leading print newspaper does not have a Wednesday edition.

Yesterday, in the spirit of public service, newsroom staff of the Post participated in a taste test of the new Pizza Hut hot dog-stuffed crust. “We’re doing the tasting so that you don’t have to,” the staff said in a recorded video of the taste test.

Staff reaction to the new pizza which will officially launch Thursday  was, at best, lukewarm. Many found the pepperoni and hot dog combination unnecessary and far from appetizing.image

Now back to why there is no Wednesday edition of the Post this week. All staff that participated in the Pizza Hut taste test left the newsroom early Tuesday. They all suffered from indigestion.

But not to worry, you can still read the paper’s online edition.

As for the hot dog pizza? Well, you just need to make your own judgment Thursday.

And oh, don’t forget the mustard.

 

 

It’s Official: Donald Trump Is Running For President, 2016 Miss Universe Pageant Is Cancelled

Trump with 2012 Miss Universe Olivia Culpo of the U.S.A
Trump with 2012 Miss Universe Olivia Culpo of the U.S.A

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – It’s official.  Donald Trump is running for president of the United States.

The real estate mogul made the announcement today at the Trump Building in New York City, vowing to make “this country great again.”

The announcement all but ends all speculation about what happens with Trump’s reality TV show, “Celebrity Apprentice” and the 2016 Miss Universe Pageant (which Trump owns).

Speaking to journalists after his candidacy announcement, Trump confirmed that will not sign  a new contract for what would have been another season of “Celebrity Apprentice.”  He also said that he is suspending the Miss Universe Pageant in 2016 in order to focus on his presidential campaign.

The news devastated many Miss Universe hopefuls, including Miss Japan Ariana Miyamoto and Miss Philippines Pia Wurtzbach.

Perhaps if Trump loses the nomination or election (which he will), the 2016 Miss Universe candidates can represent their countries in the 2017 pageant.

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