Leni Robredo Offers Groundbreaking Advice to Congressman Richard Gomez: “Hop on a Bus!”
In a stunning turn of events, former Vice President Leni Robredo has revolutionized Philippine traffic management with a single, earth-shattering suggestion. After Congressman Richard Gomez aired his grievances about being stuck in EDSA traffic, Robredo delivered her advice with the precision of a seasoned public servant: “Sumakay ka na lang ng bus.”
This profound statement has reportedly left Gomez speechless, as the congressman-actor had yet to consider the radical idea of public transportation. Experts believe this could be the start of a new era, where high-ranking officials are seen mingling with the masses on buses—perhaps even debating bus lanes while on board!
Critics are already hailing Robredo’s suggestion as the most innovative traffic solution since the invention of carpooling. Gomez, however, has yet to comment, possibly busy scouting for his nearest bus stop.
No bunker, no cave, no need for a fight,
Just book yourself economy, and take flight.
Pack light, blend in, wear a smile so bright,
No need for first class, keep it tight.
When the law is sniffing, don’t you fret,
A ticket to nowhere is your safest bet.
Slip through the gate, no fuss, no clue,
Just an ordinary traveler, nothing to pursue.
The law looks for names, but yours they’ll miss,
With a passport in hand, sealed with a kiss.
Glide through the skies, as if on a breeze,
Dodging justice is as simple as you please.
When you land far away, just a face in the crowd,
Freedom’s the only thing you’re allowed.
So forget the chase, the struggle, the strain—
The law can’t catch what it can’t name.
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