NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Will Smith’s son Jaden has committed suicide. Jackie Chan was killed while filming a death-defying stunt. Golden girl Rue McClanahan has passed. Again.
Now, according to a late-breaking news from ABC’s New York City affiliate, Hillary Clinton has died from pneumonia. The report, which made the rounds of the Internet, was uploaded by many conservative sites, and ABC News was quite offended by the quality of the video clip (see video below).
This makes Mrs. Clinton the most world-famous celebrity to die on the Internet.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Now that Hillary Clinton has officially revealed the cause of her health scare during the 911 commemoration ceremonies, Donald Trump had no choice but to release his own medical record.
While the Republican presidential candidate still refuses to releasse his tax returns, he has given his personal doctors the go-ahead to release a copy of his medical record to the news media.
Previously, Trump released a letter from his physician stating that the 69-year-old Republican presidential candidate’s latest medical examination “showed only positive results.” However, no accompanying official medical records were made available to the news media.
But following the announcement from Hillary Clinton’s doctors that she had been diagnosed with pneumonia, the Trump campaign decided it had no choice but to release their candidate’s official health records.
While an examination of the records showed that Trump’s blood pressure and lab results were “astonishingly excellent,” they also showed that the candidate has an unresolved diagnosis of erratic mental behavior.
Trump’s physician of 25 years, Dr. Harold Bornstein, downplayed the mental diagnosis, saying that it was most likely a result of the enormous stress that his patient has undergone as a result of his bankruptcies as well as the cancellation of his reality TV show, “The Apprentice.”
Bornstein said that his patient’s mental behavior will resolve by itself in due time and that he stands by his previous statement that if elected, Trump “will be the healthiest invididual ever elected to the presidency.”
The presidential candidates from top, clockwise: Clinton, Johnson, Reyes and Stein
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Vegas Bureau) – For the first time this elections cycle, the top four candidates running for president of the United States participated in a single forum organized by the Asian American community.
The event was sponsored by the Asian and Pacificific Islander American Vote (APIAVote) and the Asian American Journalists Association (AAJA).
Held at the Caesar’s Palace, the townhall-type gathering was the highlight of AAJA’s annual national convention in Las Vegas.
The candidates who participated in the forum were:
Bill Clinton, Democratic nominee
Gary Johnson, Libertarian nominee
Jill Stein, Green Party nominee
Utah Attorney Genereal Sean Reyes, Republican nominee
The participation of the four presidential candidates underscores the importance of the Asian American vote which, in a tight contest, could be the deciding factor on who will be the next U.S. president.
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Will Smith’s son Jaden has committed suicide. Jackie Chan was killed while filming a death-defying stunt. Golden girl Rue McClanahan has passed. Again.
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