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Mocha Organizes Bayanihan Team To Return Mayon Volcano To Albay

February 3, 2018 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

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LEGAZPI CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Assistant Secretary Mocha Uson has no qualms about returns. When controversy erupted over her award from the University of Santo Tomas Alumni Association, she gladly returned it.

Shortly thereafter, Uson was again the subject of ridilcule when she stated that Mayon Volcano was located in Naga City, Camarines Sur.

So, to silence her critics, she organized a team of her avid supporters to return Mayon Volcano to its rightful place — in Albay. And the volunteers did it Bayanihan style!

Duterte Fires Spokesperson Harry Roque, Appoints Davao Taxi Driver In His Stead

February 3, 2018 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In a move that shocked the news and social media circles, President Rodrigo Duterte today fired Harry Roque and in his stead, appointed a Davao taxi driver as his new spokesperson.

Elcias Bugsad, who speaks and sounds like Duterte, took over the position of Roque.

A statement from Malacañang said that the President was very impressed with Bugsad’s mimicry of him, as shown in a video of the taxi driver that immediately went viral on social media.

Malacañang said that Duterte could not think of any better person to be his spokesperson than one who sounds and speaks like him.

Here’s the viral video of Bugsad.

Asec Mocha Uson Quits!

January 30, 2018 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Upon hearing about the attacks and criticism lodged against her by senators and resource persons, Asec Mocha Uson quit!

Uson was the subject of questions by senators and answers by anti-Duterte bloggers and the news media during yesterday’s second Senate hearing on fake news.

Some, including Senator Grace Poe, asked if it was time for Uson — both a government official and a private blogger — to quit.

Still experiencing some jet lag from her trip to India with President Duterte, Uson suddenly quit her morning exercise routine at her gym to watch the Senate proceedings on her mobile device.