Category Archives: Religion

Actress Nora Aunor On Duterte Inauguration: “Walang Himala!”

imageMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It was June 30, 2016, the day Rodrigo Roa Duterte was to take his oath of office as the 16th president of the Philippines.

In early morning, the sky over Manila was cloudy.  Then there was thunder. Mother nature was about to rain on Duterte’s parade.  Was it an ominous sign of things to come?

Then after the brief rain, the sky cleared. Military honors for the incoming president  reverted to Plan A — outdoors.

But then, inside the Rizal Hall of the presidential palace, Malacañang, something mysterious was going on.

Throughout Duterte’s inaugural speech, hundreds inside the hall, as well as millions of Filipinos watching the ceremony on television, saw the image of Jesus Christ, peering from the blue section of the Philippine flag behind the president.

“Duterte is the chosen one,” many exclaimed.

The Adobo Chronicles interviewed Filipino multi-awarded actress Nora Aunor (whom former President Aquino snubbed for a national artist award), and who is considered an expert on extra-natural occurrences in her films and in real life.

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Aunor in “Himala”

She was quick to dismiss the reported “miracle.”

“Walang himala,” (There is no miracle) she said, reprising her famous line in one of her most memorable films, “Himala.”

When asked what she thought happened, Aunor said, “I’m sure President Aquino’s housekeeper just forgot to iron the flag before it was displayed on stage.  It happens.”

So there you have it. It was no miracle.  No Jesus Christ on the Philippine flag.

But we still think Duterte is the chosen one.

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Westboro Baptist Church Launches National Recycling Program, Appeals For Support

image.jpegTOPEKA, Kansas (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – The Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church may be known as a hate group, indulging in high-profile pickets of gay and lesbian events and military funerals, but it also prides itself with its social and environmental advocacy.

Buried in its controversial planned picket of funerals of the victims of the Orlando gay bar shooting is its noble concern for environmental issues.

Unknown to many, the church has recently launched a national recycling program and is asking both supporters and critics to help achieve its 2016 recycling goal.

The church has appealed to pet owners to recycle their dogs’ and cats’ poop by mailing them to its Topeka headquarters.

Those willing to help with the noble recycling program are asked to mail their dog and cat poop to:

Westboro Baptist Church, 3701 SW 12th Street, Topeka, Kansas, 66604.

The cost of mailing is tax-deductible to the full extent of the law.

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Manila Archbishop Thinks President Aquino Is No Longer President

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Villegas (Photo source: alchetron.com)

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The head of the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP), Archbishop Socrates Villegas, apparently thinks that NoyNoy Aquino is no longer president.

In a pastoral letter issued over the weekend, Villegas expressed concern over the increasing number of vigilante-style killings of drug dealers that some have attributed to Davao City Mayor Rod Duterte.

Villegas was reacting to reports from the Philippine National Police (PNP) that there had been 40 drug suspects killed since Duterte won the presidential elections on May 9, compared to 39 recorded in the four months before it

The CBCP has been vocal in criticizing Duterte for his alleged extra-judicial governance, especially with regards to criminals and drug lords.

Villegas must have forgotten that Aquino, not Duterte, is president at least until June 30. His criticism seems to have been misdirected, and that’s what happens when the Catholic Church sticks its finger in affairs of the state.

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