Category Archives: Politics

ANGKAT BUHAY: Leni Robredo Proposes New Immigration Policy To Attract Foreign Manpower!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Ex-Vice President Leni Robredo is back in the limelight after a year of her embarrassing loss to Bongbong Marcos in the 2022 presidential elections.

Robredo has been busy beefing up her pet project, Angat Buhay, collaborating with other Non-Governmental Organizations (NGOs) to create what she is describing as the largest volunteer network in the Philippines.

The ex-VP has other worthy projects in mind.

Concerned about the problem of “brain drain” whereby Filipino professionals are leaving the country to work and live abroad, Robredo is proposing a new campaign she is calling “Angkat Buhay.”

In her proposal, Robredo urged appropriate agencies in the Marcos administration to encourage foreign nationals to work and live in the Philippines as a way to replace the outgoing Filipino professionals.

“We need to replace our domestic manpower resources,” she said, “by opening our country to foreigners who wish to work and live here, visa-free and tax-free.”

Robredo volunteered to head a new department she wants to call DAB: Department of Angkat Buhay.

(Graphics by Orman O. Manansala for The Adobo Chronicles)

Fugitive Ex-Comelec Chair Running For President In 2028!

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Fugitive ex-Comelec Chair Andy Bautista timed his public announcement of his run for the Philippine presidency in 2028 so perfectly.

He made his announcement on June 1st, the start of (LGBTQ) Pride Month in the U.S.

Bautista is running under a platform close to his heart: equality for all — regardless of gender, sexual orientation or fetishes.

(Bautista is said to be hiding in the U.S. to escape a warrant of arrest issued to him by the Philippine Senate for ignoring a subpoena in connection with a hearing on his alleged unexplained wealth.)

The leather and BDSM (bondage, discipline (or domination), sadism and masochism) communities in San Francisco are throwing their full support for Bautista whom they hope will become the first ever world leader to rule with a leather whip.

(Orman O. Mansansala for The Adobo Chronicles)

Rodrigo Duterte To Bong Go And Bato DeLa Rosa: ‘Leave Me Alone!’

DAVAO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Davao Bureau) – They’re probably the closest confidants of former Rodrigo Duterte, but this time, they were asked by the former Philippine president to leave him alone.

They — Senators Bong Go and Bato dela Rosa — have strongly suggested that Duterte be appointed as President Bongbong Marcos’ Drug Czar (read: to continue the bloody war on drugs).

In response, Duterte said that Marcos is now the president and should be given full support to pursue his own anti-drug campaign.

Duterte’s message to Go and dela Rosa: “Stop kissing my *ss!”