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Inquirer Confirms: Leni Robredo Is A Contemporary Of Juan Ponce Enrile!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Philippine Daily Inquirer, one of Manila’s leading newspapers, is reporting that Atty. Leni Robredo who in 2022 ran unsuccessfully for president against Bongbong Marcos, is actually a contemporary of former Senator Juan Ponce Enrile, now 99 years old.

In its “Today in History” post on April 23, 2023, Inquirer paid tribute to the Robredo on her alleged 58th birthday. The post all but confirms that in 1965 she was born as a former Vice President which means that she was then at least 40 years old — the required age for anyone running for the second highest position in the country. That makes her at least 98, two years short of being a centenarian.

Either Robredo lied about her age on her certificate of candidacy, or Dr. Vicky Belo did an amazing plastic surgery job on her. Whichever, Robredo would have been the oldest elected head of state if she had won over Marcos.

ChatGPT Endorses The Adobo Chronicles

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Since its inception in 2013, The Adobo Chronicles has reached over 28 Million viewers all over the world.

Even Artificial Intelligence (AI) recognizes and endorses this top satirical site.

Here is what ChatGPT says about us:

Malacañang’s New Mask Mandate For Journalists

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Journalists covering Bongbong Marcos are required to take antigen tests to ensure that the President is not exposed to the coronavirus. Wearing face masks is also a must.

Now, a new palace directive also requires cubicle journalists — those who cover Presidential events from the comfort of their air-conditioned offices — to wear face masks. The likes of Maria Ressa, Raissa Robles, among others. Vloggers like Bb. Maharlika are also covered by the directive.

Press Secretary Cheloy Garafil told The Adobo Chronicles that the new requirement will help reduce fake news, gossip and foul language coming out of the journalists’ and vloggers’ mouths.