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Ladies And Gentlemen, The Next President Of The Philippines…

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Locsin

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Rodrigo Roa Duterte has not yet been in office for a full 100 days but already, the campaign for the 2022 Philippine presidential elections has  begun.

The leading candidate? Teddy Boy Locsin — journalist, former congressman and newly-appointed Philippine ambassador to the United Nations.

Locsin surely knows the winning formula to become president: be as foul-mouthed as Duterte. Or better.

Locsin first became controversial when he despised his own national language, Tagalog, as a useless language.  Everything went downhill (or is it uphill) from there.

In recent days, he has taken to his Twitter account to bitch, to curse, to threaten and to implore the Nazis. (Parental discretion advised.)

“If it worked for President Duterte, I’m sure it would, too, for me.  I found the perfect strategy to become the next president,” Locsin told The Adobo Chronicles.

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Duterte To New Philippine Ambassador To The UN: “Don’t You Dare Upstage Me!”

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Locsin, left, and Duterte

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Tough-talking, foul-mouthed  President Rodrigo Roa Duterte may be having second thoughts in appointing media personality Teddyboy Locsin as his country’s new ambassador to the United Nations.

The reason?  Locsin is even more foul-mouthed than Duterte, and that doesn’t sit well with the president.

“Dont you dare upstage me,” Duterte reportedly told Locsin.

Duterte’s admonition came after the news media published Locsin’s Twitter exchange with some of his critics in which he unleashed a number of expletives, worse and more direct than what have been attributed to the president.

Following are some of the exchanges Locsin had on his Twitter account. Parental discretion is advised:

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If interested in the UN Ambassador position, you might want to start sending your resumés to Malacañang, just in case.

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BLOGGER RAISSA ROBLES HAS THE PERFECT ANSWER TO NEW BILIBID PRISON DRUG DEALING MYSTERY

imageMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Blogger and self-confessed journalist Raissa Robles claims to have the perfect answer to the mystery involving drug dealing inside the New Bilibid Prison (NBP), or national penitentiary of the Philippines.

Robles’ suggestion came just after Day One of the House of Representatives’ hearing on the proliferation of the drug trade inside the NBP where witness after witness testified that drug lord inmates have been engaged in illegal activity duiring the tenure of then Secretary of Justice Leila De Lima.

Robles took to her Twitter account to suggest that “if someone like Dayan goes in and out of maximum security prison to collect money, shouldn’t his name come out in visitor logs?” (Dayan is the alleged lover and driver of De Lima.)

Shame on the  Department of Justice, Congress and investigators for not thinking about this brilliant theory in the first place!

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