Category Archives: LGBT

Ted Cruz Wants Caitlyn Jenner To Be His Vice Presidential Running Mate

imageLOS ANGELES , California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) –  Reality star Caitlyn Jenner has offered to be a “trans ambassador” to U.S. Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz . Jenner told gay and lesbian publication The Advocate in an interview posted this week that she admired Cruz despite the social conservative’s stance on transgender issues.

However, Cruz, who is desperate to win the Republican nomination for president in the 2016 elections, said he wants Jenner to be more than just his trans ambassador.  He wants her to be his vice presidential running mate.

“I think that Caitlyn is the most high-profile transgender person not only in the U.S. but worldwide,” Cruz said, “and she will be a polarizing figure, bringing the LGBT community and the conservatives together. “She will also help bring out the women’s vote.”

Jenner, a declared Republican,  is reportedly seriously considering Cruz’s offer.

Meanwhile, members of the Log  Cabin Republicans, the LGBT caucus of the GOP, have said that they will oppose Jenner’s VP candidacy and will campaign to have her defeated.  “She does not represent our beliefs and values,” a closeted gay Log Cabin member told The Adobo Chronicles.

 

Oscar Winner Sam Smith No Longer A Card-Carrying Member Of LGBT

Cancelled!
Cancelled!

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Sam Smith, the British singer/composer who won this year’s Oscar Award for best song just lost his membership in the LGBT community, thanks to his misinformed acceptance speech Sunday night in which he claimed to be the first-ever openly-gay person to win an Oscar.

By a unanimous consent vote, LGBTs across America approved a resolution by the Human Rights Campaign, to cancel Smith’s membership and ID.

One doesn’t have to be gay to become a member, but one must know LGBT history.

Smith, however, remains to be an honorary member of the European Union (EU) LGBT community.

The Adobo Chronicles tired to reach Smith and his publicist but our calls were not returned.

Indonesian Mayor Links Instant Noodles To Homosexuality; Noodle Sales Down

imageTANGERANG CITY, Indonesia (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It’s genetic. It’s acquired. It’s a punishment from God. It’s the environment. We’ve heard so many theories before about what causes homosexuality, but none as jaw-dropping as this: instant noodles.

The mayor of the city of Tangerang in Indonesia says that the rise in homosexuality in his country is due to a poor diet, including lack of breastfeeding and eating instant noodles. Arief R Wismansyah  made the comments at a pregnancy seminar in the city’s health office.

Just hours after Wismansyah made the statement, noodle companies and retail outlets in Indonesia reported a sharp decline in sales.

In neighboring Philippines, sales of the popular bulalo (bone marrow)-flavored instant noodles are also down, as are those of pad thai noodles in Bangkok and other cities in Thailand.

So, as a public service warning to our non-LGBT readers and followers, think twice before you tear open that cup-o-noodles in you cupboard!