Category Archives: LGBT

INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE’S SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT!

TOKYO, Japan (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) – Today, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) made a stunning announcement.

Beginning in 2024, the Olympics will include a new sport: knitting!

Initially, Olympic knitting will include three divisions: Bonnet Division, Classic Sweater Division, and the Table Runner Division. Medals will be awarded to athletes who could finish knitting in record time, with bonus points to the best design.

The IOC asked openly-gay British Olympian and gold medalist Tom Daley to model for its upcoming sports promotion. In the promo video, Daley is seen knitting a bonnet while watching the diving event in Tokyo.

How appropriate that the Knitting sport will make its debut at the (gay) Paris Olympics!

Malacañang Declares May 18 A Non-Working Holiday

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It is no secret that Filipinos are avid fans of the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant and that they take the performance of their representative very seriously. Especially owners and workers of salons and beauty parlors, many of whom are members of the LGBT community.

Miss Universe is the LGBT community’s “Super Bowl.”

As we already know, the Philippines’ representative to the international pageant didn’t win nor made it to the top 10, to the dismay of the country’s entire population, especially the salon and parlor workers.

So, in recognition of the big disappointment of the salon and parlor workers, the palace declared May 18 a non-working holiday throughout the country to give them the chance to grieve and to pick themselves up from their frustration.

So if you have scheduled a salon and parlor appointment for May 18, you are advised to call to re-schedule.

Banned On Twitter, Facebook And Instagram, Donald Trump Signs Up For Grindr

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Donald Trump will do everything within his power to maintain a bully pulpit for his outrageous claims about an election stolen from him.

After being temporarily banned from Facebook, Instagram and Twitter because of his false claims and incendiary comments that have let to yesterday’s Capitol siege by supporters, Trump has signed up for an alternative social networking app, Grindr.

Grindr is considered the world’s largest social app for the LGBTQ community. A quick check on the app revealed Trump among the “new faces.”

Anything that would get his message across.