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Government, Health & Medicine, Law Enforcement, Legislation

Philippines Needs A National Fentanyl Awareness Day

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As the opioid crisis tightens its grip worldwide, the Philippines finds itself at the forefront of a new battle: the fight against Fentanyl abuse. With a former president allegedly exhibiting the telltale signs of addiction, the need for awareness has never been more pressing. Instituting a Fentanyl Awareness Day akin to the U.S.’s initiative is not just a suggestion but a necessity.

Just as the war on drugs rallied national attention, so too must we mobilize against this insidious threat, which corrodes not only individual lives but the very fabric of our society. From shattered relationships to weakened governance, Fentanyl’s reach knows no bounds.

It’s time for Senator Bato de la Rosa and lawmakers to shift their focus from the streets to the pharmacy shelves, initiating hearings and legislation to combat this silent epidemic before it claims more victims. The clock is ticking, and ignorance is no longer an option.

All this, in the name of “in aid of legislation.”

Entertainment, Law Enforcement, Legislation, Politics

“It’s Showtime,” “EAT Bulaga” Brace For Lowest Viewer Rating Ever! (File video)

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As the nation braces for a cinematic showdown in the hallowed halls of the Senate, it seems the real drama is about to unfold on our television screens. 

With Senator Bato’s announcement of Maricel Soriano’s Senate appearance regarding the PDEA leaks, “EAT Bulaga” and “It’s Showtime” are nervously prepping for a colossal battle for viewer attention. 

Forget the usual song and dance routines; it’s time to serve up some sizzling sisig and crack open a cold San Mig Light as the nation tunes in for the ultimate entertainment spectacle. 

Move over, scripted dramas; there’s a real-life soap opera brewing in the Senate, and the stakes couldn’t be higher. 

Will Maricel Soriano steal the show with her Senate testimony, or will the noontime giants reclaim their throne with their usual antics? One thing’s for sure: the ratings war just got a whole lot juicier, and the popcorn won’t be the only thing popping today.

Business, Law Enforcement, Legislation, Technology

New Line Of Paper Hole Punchers Soon To Hit Philippine Market

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by Melchor Vergara

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In a stroke of marketing genius inspired by Senator Bato de la Rosa’s recent fixation on punch holes, a new line of paper hole punchers is set to storm the Philippine market. 

Promising to revolutionize document verification, these punchers boast the ability to leave behind a distinctive mark of authenticity—a trail of perfectly aligned punctures.

Dubbed the “Authentipunchers,” these innovative tools aim to put an end to forgery and deceit by ensuring that every important document comes with its own unmistakable pattern of punch holes. From contracts to certificates, nothing will escape the scrutiny of the Authentipunchers.

Manufacturers are already hailing this invention as the ultimate solution to prevent any future controversies over document authenticity.

With Senator de la Rosa’s endorsement ringing in their ears, they’re confident that every Filipino office will soon be equipped with these indispensable tools of verification. After all, in a world where punch holes reign supreme, authenticity is just a puncture away.