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ANTI-OBAMA VANDAL CAUGHT ON CAMERA … MISSPELLING

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – Like any other city in the world, Manila has its share of vandals, especially at a time like this when the Philippines is hosting world leaders attending the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) Summit.

An anti-Obama Filipino man was caught on camera, painting graffiti on a bridge overpass wall.

Using a red spray paint, the man wanted to write his protest message of “Obama not welcome.”

He was caught on camera — misspelling the word, “welcome.”

If you’re going to vandalize, make sure you know how to spell correctly.

TEN SACRIFICES FILIPINOS WILL HAVE TO MAKE FOR THE SAKE OF THE APEC SUMMIT IN MANILA

Photo credit : Carlo De Castro
Photo credit : Carlo De Castro

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – World leaders will gather in Manila this week for the annual Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) Summit, and the Philippines is putting its best foot forward to make the meeting a huge and memorable success — for the visitors.

Meanwhile, Filipinos have been asked by their goverment to make ‘small’ sacrifices:

  1. Postpone or cancel travel plans because international and domestic commercial flights into and out of the Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA) have  been cancelled to make way for arriving and departing APEC dignitaries and delegates.
  2. Give up a week’s worth of wages and/or productivity due to the closure of private and public offices.
  3. Give up a week’s worth of new knowledge because of the closure of schools.
  4. Expect interruption of Internet connectivity because the cyberspace has been reserved for exclusive APEC use only.
  5. Give up two lanes of busy roadways (see photo) to ensure that APEC delegates will not be late for their meetings and cocktail receptions.
  6. For residents of high-rise condominiums along or near the APEC meeting venues: keep their curtains closed at all times and avoid hanging out in their balconies — for security reasons.
  7. For the homeless population: give up a week’s worth of panhandling earnings because they will be rounded up and hidden from public view.
  8. There will be shortened hours for shopping at all Metro Manila malls and mega malls.
  9. Postpone or cancel all romantic dates along the famed Manila Bay and Roxas Boulevard, site of the APEC meetings — again for security reasons.
  10. Last but not the least, there will be no episode of AlDub, the street series of the popular noontime TV Show, ‘Eat Bulaga’ on GMA Channel 7.

It might as well be ‘Holy Week’ for all Filipino catholics!

On the positive side, there will be no cases of laglag bala at NAIA all week!

ROMANTIC DATES PROHIBITED DURING APEC SUMMIT IN MANILA

imageMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – Manila is all set for this week’s Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) Summit which will see some 21 world leaders gathering for this annual meeting.

The Philippines is leaving no stone unturned to make sure the meeting will be memorable and hassle-free for the expected  8,000 delegates from all over the world.

The Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA) will be closed to commercial traffic, as will EDSA, Metro Manila’s main thoroughfare. Classes and offices will be suspended, and the homeless population will be rounded up and sent to resorts outside of Metro Manila. Internet access will be cut except in APEC meeting venues and hotels where the delegates will be staying.

In its final  directive to its citizens, the Manila government announced it will close Roxas Boulevard, across from the famous Manila Bay, to vehicular and foot traffic to ensure APEC delegates will have uninterrupted access to and from the meeting venue.

The directive specifically states that romantic dates by the bay along Roxas Boulevard will be strictly prohibited. Violators will be fined and jailed.