Category Archives: Law Enforcement

Senator Risa Hontiveros Files New Bill To Ban Fake Chicharron

IMG_1974.JPGMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippine Senator Risa Hontiveros is known for her dislike of “fake news.”  In fact, she herself has been a victim of fake news when she was criticized on social media for proposing a bill that would prohibit tattoos in churches and universities.   She, of course, never  filed any such proposal in the Senate.

This time, however, Hontiveros is serious about something else that is fake: chicharron.

Today, she filed Senate Bill No. 69 that would outlaw the production, sale and consumption of fake chicharron, that all-time popular pork rind snack and pulutan (appetizer) among Filipinos.

“It is a disgrace that unscrupulous entrepreneurs would create a lucrative business by fooling the consumers,” Hontiveros said.

She singled out the popular brand, “Chicharron ni Mang Juan” which is famous for its special flavored no-pork chicharron.IMG_1958

In her bill, Hontiveros demanded that Chicharron ni Mang Juan immediately cease operations and set a penalty of P50,000 and a minimum of six months in jail for any individual or business that will market fake chicharron when the new law goes into effect.

When it comes to protecting consumers, Filipinos can rely on Ms. Hontiveros, especially when they become victims of fakery.

ERRATUM: 17, Not 16 Filipinos Oppose Martial Law Declaration In Mindanao

IMG_1803MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Yesterday, The Adobo Chronicles reported on a national survey which showed that “16 out of 100 million Filipinos opposed President Rodrigo Duterte’s declaration of Martial Law in Mindanao.

We were wrong, and we sincerely apologize.

There are actually 17, not 16 Filipinos, who are opposed to the Mindanao Martial Law.

We inadevertently forgot to count Senator Bam Aquino among the survey respondents who expressed disapproval of Martial Law in Mindanao.

Apparently, during our tabulation, our vision was impaired because of the bright yellow t-shirt worn by the senator.  It was too glaring for our tabulators.

Again, our apologies.

Japan Donates Military Equipment To Help Philippines Crush Maute Terrorists

IMG_1766.PNGTOKYO, Japan (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) – Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has cancelled a planned visit to Japan next month to focus on the situation in Marawi City where the terrorist group Maute has launched a siege, prompting the proclamation of Martial Law in Mindanao.

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe perfectly understands Duterte’s change of plans and has, in fact, pledged to donate sophisticated military equipment to the Philippines to help crush the rebel terrorists.

The donated equipment consists of two giant robots capable of decimating the terrorists.

The remote-controlled robots are said to be three times more effective that the used and dilapidated tanks and helicopters previously donated to the Philippines by the United States.