Category Archives: Language

U.P. Baguio To Incorporate Speech Therapy In All Its Undergraduate Courses

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – The University of the Philippines, Baguio Campus, is the first educational institution to respond to the new city ordinance making it illegal to utter profanities in public, particularly in schools and in businesses catering to young people.

While many individuals and groups have criticized the ordinance as an affront to Free Speech, U.P. Baguio has chosen to be more proactive.

Beginning in the next semester, the school will incorporate Speech Therapy in all its undergraduate courses.  The three-unit course is mandatory for all students regardless of their major.

A member of the U.P Baguio administration, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he wasn’t authorized to speak on behalf of the school, told The Adobo Chronicles that instead of punishing cussers, the school chose to help them reform their speech, a.k.a. foul language.

”Hopefully, by the end of the semester, our students will have totally eliminated profanities  from their everyday speech,” he said.

Baguio City May Soon Ban ‘Swardspeak’

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio City) – Pretty soon, you may not be able to say ‘anech itits’ (what’s this), ‘chaka’ (cheap) or even ‘beki’ (gay) if you live in or visit Baguio City.  These are words and phrases that are part of the unique and colorful language of gay men and women called ‘swardspeak’ or ‘gayspeak.’

Encouraged by the signing of her proposed ordinance banning profanity in schools and businesses frequented by young people, City Councilor Lilia Fariñas is mulling a new proposal that would totally ban the use of swardspeak. Mayor Mauricio Domogan is reportedly prepared to sign such new proposal if it comes to his desk.

”It is time to bring morality back to our beloved city,” Fariñas said, “so in addition to banning cuss or curse words, I am proposing to ban gay words as well.  They’re as disgusting  and painful to the ear. Besides, it’s only members of the gay community that understand this weird language, to the detriment of straight people.”

The Baguio City Government has been criticized for the Anti-Profanity Ordinance for being in violation of the Constitutional Right to Free Speech.  No less than Malacañang and Senator Miguel Zubiri have said that the Ordinance may not pass the Constitutional test if challenged in Court.

Baguio City Ordinance: The Adobo Chronicles’ List Of Alternative Cuss Words

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – You’ve heard by now about the new Baguio City Ordinance prohibiting the use of profanity in local schools and businesses that cater to the youth.  But no worries, we have great news for you.

Thanks to the help of our readers and followers, we have compiled a list of alternative cuss words that won’t get you in trouble with Baguio authorities.

Let’s get right into it:

 

  • Fake you!
  • Puto ni Inang (Mother’s rice cake. Yum!)
  • Anak ng Tokwa (Son-of-a-Tofu)
  • Ukis ti Saba (Banana peel)
  • Anak ng Pato (Son-of-a-Duck)
  • Pautang Ina! (Can I get a loan, Mother?)
  • Duck head
  • Ash Whole (Be sure to enunciate the ‘h’)
  • SIYETe (Why, the number 7 of course)
  • Bull Sheet (Remember, long ē)
  • LECHugas (They’re aplenty in the Baguio City Market)
  • Putahe ng Ina Mo (Your mother’s recipe)
  • Cooking ng Ina Mo (Your mother’s cooking)
  • PAKYUt (Trying to be cute)
  • Poinsettia Ka!

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  • Pakangkongan (Spinach field)
  • Pakingking (Why, the male version of course. Very Royal!)
  • Lady GAGA (Make sure not to forget ‘Lady.’)
  • DiGUNGGONG (Our apologies, Mr. President)
  • PHUC (My Vietnamese friend)
  • PukeMan
  • Fake an American accent: PukiMoe, TitiMoe
  • Oh, and the Ordinance only prohibits verbal utterances.  There’s always sign language: A4AC2DBD-61FB-4491-8DB7-C12488E70C58.jpeg

 

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