WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Just in! The Moscow Ballet has confirmed that it would be performing during Donald Trump’s January 20 Inauguration!
This information was confirmed by WikiLeaks.
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Worried About A Low Turnout At His Inauguration, Donald Trump Gives Away Free Trips To D.C.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Not only is President-elect Donald Trump worried about the lack of A-1 performers, he is also afraid there will be a low turnout at his January 20 inauguration.
The last thing he would like to see happen is for more people to join the Million Women March scheduled in D.C. the day after his swearing-in ceremony.
To remedy the situation, Trump is giving away free trips to D.C. to all his supporters who would chip in at least $3, as seen in this email message below.
To increase your chances for a free trip, go to Trump’s Twitter page, retweet one his posts and add the phrase, “Free Trip.”
U.S. Tax Filers Will Cough Up An Extra $65 Each This Year To Pay For Trump’s Mexico Border Wall
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Donald Trump says he will build the wall. He says Mexico will pay for the cost later. Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto and Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Quesada said Mexico will not pay for the wall. The Republicans in Congress say the wall will be built, regardless.
So, how will the wall be funded? Here’s Trump’s plan:
When individual taxpayers file their 2016 income tax this year, they will be assessed a non-refundable $65 as a “wall fee.”
How did Trump come up with the amount?
The estimated cost to build the wall is $8 Billion. That’s a conservative estimate.
There are 123 Million Americans who pay federal income tax.
Divide $8 Billion by 123 taxpayers.
There you have it: $65 per tax filer, and the wall will be all paid for.
Change is coming to America. And to Mexico!
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