SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Videos of that United Airlines flight in which an elderly man was dragged out of his seat to make room for flight crew have gone viral on the Internet. Many of the clips show the man bleeding after he allegedly hit his mouth against the head rest.
But a previously unreleased audio from the flight deck reveals that the pilots and crew were very concerned about the man’s injury and made an announcement on the plane’s✈️ public address system.
Only one person responded to the call from the flight deck: the injured passenger.
DENVER, Colorado (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Don’t cancel that purchased United Airlines ticket of yours just yet. And think twice before you book your next flight on another airline.
In a desperate move to regain its reputation and business after that unfortunate incident in which an elderly passenger was dragged out of a flight to make room for flight crew, United Airlines has announced a new promotion.
Beginning today, United will raffle off four free tickets for every outgoing flight — worldwide! Winners in the raffle will get a 100% cash 💰 reimbursement for the cost of their purchased tickets on that flight. If seats are available, raffle winners will even be upgraded to First or Business Class.
But in order to win, you must be holding a paid ticket on your outgoing flight. Tickets issued as part of frequent flyer rewards are not eligible for the promo.
So don’t turn your back yet on the friendly skies.
GROSNY, Chechnya (The Adobo Chronicles, Moscow Bureau) – Amid reports that the government of Chechnya has established the first concentration camp since the Holocaust, reports indicate that its army ranks include hundreds of closeted gay men.
Chechnya’s modern-day concentration camp was designated for gay men. Homosexuality is outlawed in this independent country within the Russian Federation.
An investigative report conducted by The Adobo Chronicles revealed that almost one in ten soldiers in the Chechnyan army is gay. Secretly of course.
We had assumed that their motivation to join the army was to escape persecution. But to our surprise, most gay men we talked to said that they love wearing the army uniform, especially the fabulous headdress ( see photo).
Perhaps this is what we can call a modern-day gay plague, and it has hit the Chechnyan army.
DENVER, Colorado (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Don’t cancel that purchased United Airlines ticket of yours just yet. And think twice before you book your next flight on another airline.
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