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Did Aicelle Santos Run Short Of Fabric For Her Filipino Terno?
Ah, Aicelle Santos—singer, selfie-taker, and apparent connoisseur of controversial fashion.
Netizens were aghast when she donned a terno that looked like it had survived a fight with a lawnmower. Did she run out of fabric? Perhaps the ghost of Imelda Marcos snatched her sleeves mid-sewing.
Then, as if her outfit wasn’t trending enough, she struck a pose on Malacañang grounds—a place where, ironically, she once vowed not to tread. From staunch anti-Marcos critic to “selfie queen ng palasyo”, Santos served us an all-you-can-eat buffet of irony with Malacañang Christmas goodies on the side. Hypocrisy? Opportunism? Or just pure artistic expression? After all, nothing says “I’ve moved on” like basking in the glow of power’s gilded halls. It’s the season of giving, and Santos gave us the best gift yet: a reminder that principles, like terno sleeves, are sometimes optional.
An Open Letter To Pastor Apollo Quiboloy On This ‘National Heroes Day’
Dear Pastor Apollo Quiboloy,
On this National Heroes Day, what better way to claim your rightful place among the valiant than by emerging from the shadows? After all, nothing screams heroism quite like facing justice head-on.
Imagine the headlines: *”Pastor Quiboloy Saves Police Force from Endless Hide-and-Seek!”* Not only would you be doing a public service by letting the hardworking officers reunite with their families, but you’d also grant your followers the peace they’ve been longing for. Think of the relief they’d feel knowing their leader has finally chosen the path of righteousness.
So, Pastor, don your cape of courage, step into the light, and be the hero this day deserves. After all, isn’t leading by example the most divine calling of all?
Yours in anticipation of your brave surrender.
The Adobo Chronicles 
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