Category Archives: Government

BREAKING: Claiming Massive Vote Fraud, Donald Trump Calls For New U.S. Presidential Election

IMG_8745.PNGWASHINGTON, D.C. (Thy Adobo Chronicles, Washington, D.C.) – After a series of Executive Orders ranging from repealing Obamacare to building a wall along the U.S.-Mexican border, Donald Trump today announced the most controversial act in his week-old presidency.  He is calling for a new U.S. presidential election.

Claiming that there had been massive fraud during last November’s election resulting in Hillary Clinton’s wide lead in the popular vote, Trump issued  a new Executive Order for a repeat presidential election on March 1, 2017.

Trump charged that Clinton’s lead in the popular vote came from millions of non-existent voters and “illegal immigrants.”  He also pointed out that many voters were registered in two or more precints, including some of his top White House aides.

“I will not settle for anything but a clean sweep of the elections, both the electoral and popular votes,” he said,”and I simply cannot accept that Hillary won the popular vote. Absolutely unbelievable!”

Both Democratic and Republican leaders welcomed this latest announcement by the president.

Aquino Denies Duterte’s Accusation On Mamasapano Massacre

img_8695MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – On the eve of the second anniversary of the bungled Mamasapano operation, President Rodrigo Duterte on Tuesday dogged the past Aquino administration over the delayed justice for the 44 Special Action Forces (SAF) troopers killed in an encounter with Moro Islamic Liberation Front and Bangsamoro Islamic Freedom Fighters on January 25, 2015.

Speaking before the families of 39 slain SAF commandos held at the Palace’s Heroes Hall, the President said that there was a violation committed when the Aquino administration sent the elite police in an operation against high value targets.

Duterte pointed responsibility at NoyNoy Aquino, saying that the former president fed the SAF troopers “to the lion’s den to be eaten by death.”

Aquino vehemently denied the accusation. “There is absolutely no proof that the government or the rebels owned and operated a lion’s den. There simply are no lions in the Philippines to begin with, except perhaps in the zoo,” Aquino said.

 

President Trump, Citing 2010 Supreme Court Decision, Insists Crowd At His Inauguration Was The Largest In History

img_8682WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – No national issue is more important to President Donald Trump than the number of people who attended  his inauguration in Washington, D.C.

He is irked by news media suggestions that there were a lot of empty spaces at the National Mall during his oath-taking ceremony.  Trump’s spokespersons insist that the crowd that attended his inauguration was the largest in historty.

Trump used a 2010 U.S. Supreme Court decision (Citizens United) to back up his argument about the inauguration crowd.

That court decision allowed unlimited corporate and union spending on political issues, resulting in the how popular notion that “corporations are people.”

“In the same light,” Trump declared, “empty spaces are people.”