Category Archives: Government

Trump White House Fires Remaining Members Of Advisory HIV/AIDS Council, Seeks New Applicants

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – On the eve of the eve of New Year’s eve, President Donald Trump fired all the remaining members of the Presidential Council on HIV/AIDS, months after about half a dozen members resigned in protest of Trump’s position on health poilicies.

At the same time, The White House announced that applications to fill the vacant seats are now being accepted, with very strict qualifications for those wanting to serve in the council.

Among other things, applicants must pledge, as part of their cover letter, that they will never ever use these seven “banned” words in line with Trump’s overall health policy:

  • Transgender
  • Science-based
  • Evidence-based
  • Fetus
  • Entitlement
  • Vulnerable
  • Diversity

So if you’re interested in a White House Council seat, and ready to erase the seven words from your vocabulary, send your resume to 1600 Pennsylvannia Avenue, Attn: Seven Banned Words.

What Leni Robredo Regrets This Jose Rizal Day

0DD443FB-591C-49D2-85C2-85F21EC4BCA8.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Today’s Rizal Day, a national day commemorating the martyrdom of the Philippines’ national hero, Dr. Jose Rizal, began with the ceremonial honors and wreath-laying at the hero’s monument in Luneta.

The ceremonies were led by no less than President Rodrigo Duterte.

Vice President Leni Robredo was there, too, but with no starring role, unlike in last June 12’s celebration of Philippine Independence Day.

At the Independence Day festivities, also held at Luneta, Duterte missed what was supposed to be his first Independence Day celebration as President.  He had urgent things to do that day.

So it was Robredo who led the ceremonies, leading to that viral photo showing her making that awkward hand salute.  Many critics not only scoffed at her hand gesture but also pointed out that only those in military uniform should be making a salute.

So why is Robredo disappointed despite being at Luneta for Rizal Day?

In an ambush interview by The Adobo Chronicles with Robredo’s right-hand woman extraordinaire Georgina Hernandez, she intimated that the Vice President had practiced making the correct and proper salute since June 12, hoping that she can rectify her error come December 30.

But alas, Duterte was there and did just perfectly with his hand salute, while Robredo watched from a distance holding back her tears. “That could have been me,” she was heard whispering as the President saluted the flag and the Rizal Monument.

 

Donald Trump Declares January 20 A National Holiday

AD39FCAD-FC9C-49A8-8026-AA623808A754.jpegWASHINGTON, D.C., (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Americans — Republicans and Democrats alike — have just been given a gift of an extra national holiday, thanks to an Executive Order signed by President Donald Trump.

Trump declared January 20 a national holiday.  It marks the anniversary of his swearing in as the 45th President of the United States.

“I have survived a full year in office and despite what my critics and detractors have said, I came through with flying colors,” Trump said. “This wonderful milestone calls for a big celebration, and what better way than to declare the day a national holiday.”

The White House encouraged cities across the United States to organize parades, fireworks and other appropriate activities to honor No. 45.

However, in order so as not to disrupt vital services in both the public and private sectors, Trump said that the holiday does not apply to undocumented immigrants, who he said, must report for duty to till the soil, make beds at hotels, drive taxis, do the laundry and wait on tables at restaurants.

”This is about America,” Trump told The Adobo Chronicles.