WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – On the eve of the eve of New Year’s eve, President Donald Trump fired all the remaining members of the Presidential Council on HIV/AIDS, months after about half a dozen members resigned in protest of Trump’s position on health poilicies.
At the same time, The White House announced that applications to fill the vacant seats are now being accepted, with very strict qualifications for those wanting to serve in the council.
Among other things, applicants must pledge, as part of their cover letter, that they will never ever use these seven “banned” words in line with Trump’s overall health policy:
- Transgender
- Science-based
- Evidence-based
- Fetus
- Entitlement
- Vulnerable
- Diversity
So if you’re interested in a White House Council seat, and ready to erase the seven words from your vocabulary, send your resume to 1600 Pennsylvannia Avenue, Attn: Seven Banned Words.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Today’s Rizal Day, a national day commemorating the martyrdom of the Philippines’ national hero, Dr. Jose Rizal, began with the ceremonial honors and wreath-laying at the hero’s monument in Luneta.
WASHINGTON, D.C., (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Americans — Republicans and Democrats alike — have just been given a gift of an extra national holiday, thanks to an Executive Order signed by President Donald Trump.
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