Category Archives: Government

Sara Duterte Does A BINI

In a dramatic twist of fate, the girl group BINI found themselves under fire for obscuring their faces upon arriving at a local airport. Leading the charge was OVP worker and blogger Tio Moreno, whose relentless tirades painted the girls as villains in the latest airport drama.

Ironically, his boss VP Sara Duterte pulled a BINI herself when she jetted off to Germany amidst the chaos of Typhoon Carina.

Caught on camera, Duterte sported a face mask and a hooded sweater, missing only the “S” emblazoned on her chest – “S” for “Shukran!”

Was it a fashion statement, or a desperate attempt to blend in with the crowd?

As the nation recovers from the storm, we can only wonder if VP Sara will return donning a new persona, or if Tio Moreno will start his own line of face-obscuring gear. Either way, it seems the art of hiding one’s face is trending this season!

A Teeth-less Liquor Ban In Quezon City For SONA

The upcoming liquor ban in Quezon City on the day of the SONA is a prime example of the government’s knack for implementing brilliant policies.

Just glance at a map of Metro Manila, and you’ll notice Quezon City’s borders with other cities. It’s a revolutionary concept: can’t buy alcohol in Quezon City? Simply step off the border, and voila! Alcohol in abundance! What’s even more genius is the oversight of human behavior—because clearly, no one will think to enjoy a few drinks in neighboring cities and then casually stroll back into Quezon City.

It’s a perfect plan, meticulously designed by our ever-thoughtful technocrats. They’ve truly outdone themselves in crafting policies that look good on paper but fall apart faster than a house of cards in a windstorm.

Who needs practicality when you have such impeccable, if futile, bureaucratic brilliance at work?