Category Archives: Government

Senator Cythia Villar Urges Government To Utilize Albularyos, Manghuhulas

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Commenting on the budget request from the Department of Agriculture for agricultural research, Senator Cynthia Villar urged the Government to utilize albularyos (folk, herb  doctors) and manghuhulas (fortune tellers) instead.

During a recent Senate budget deliberation, Villar questioned the need to put more money into research, saying: “Bakit  parang lahat ng inyong budget puro research? Baliw na baliw kayo sa research. Aanhin ninyo ba ‘yung research?  (Why is your budget all about research? You’re crazy about research.  Of what use is research to you?)

Speaking with The Adobo Chronicles, Villar said the government should utilize our indigenous experts more — the albularyos and manghuhulas — to help plan and implement government programs. “It literally costs just pennies,” she said.

Is a Nobel Prize in store for Villar in the field of science, medicine, economics or technology for her earth-shattering idea?

 

Manila Mayor Isko Moreno To Go After Mussels Murderers

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Reacting to an ABS-CBN News exclusive report that mussels were found dead in Manila Bay, Manila Mayor Isko Moreno has ordered an all-out manhunt for the murderers.

Speaking with The Adobo Chronicles, Moreno said it is his administration’s policy to protect the lives and well-being of all constituents, humans and non-humans alike.

A P1 Million-peso reward awaits any citizen who could provide information that would lead to the arrest of the murderers.

Kabataan Party-list Representative Sarah Elago Earns A Master’s Degree

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Many elected officials have come under fire for alleged fake academic credentials, portraying themselves as having graduated from prestigious universities abroad.

But for Kabataan Party-list Representative Sarah Elago, her credential of having earned a Master’s Degree has been confirmed, thanks to the testimonial of Major General Antonio Parlade, Jr. of the National Task Force to End Local Communist Armed conflict (NTF ELCAC).

Elago and other leaders of militant groups have surely mastered the art of deception,” says Parlade.  He made this statement in response to Elago’s claims that she is not an NPA member.

Congratulations to Elago! Master of Arts in Deception.