Everybody loves bacon. This crispy, salty and aromatic breakfast fare transcends politics. Republicans and Democrats alike love it. Even Christian churches serve it with their pancake breakfasts. Unless you’re a vegetarian or belong to a religion or culture that bans pork, you know you’ll do anything to have bacon on your plate anytime.
Imagine a world without bacon. Of course you can’t.
Today, the American Bacon Manufacturers Association (ABMA) announced that its members have agreed to immediately stop producing and marketing bacon in the U.S. until their one demand is met: for President Donald Trump to step down.
No protests, no filibusters, no lawsuits, no foreign trade sanctions, not even the threat of nuclear war can stop the Donald and his crazy presidency.
Trump enjoying KFC, left, and Comerford in The White House, right
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Cristeta Comerford is a Filipino-American chef who has been the White House Executive Chef since 2005. She is the first woman and first person of Asian descent to hold the post. After serving under two presidents, George W. Bush and Barack Obama, she is finally hanging up her chef cap.
President Donald Trump has just handed Comerford her pink slip.
White House senior aide Kellyanne Conway told The Adobo Chronicles that the new president doesn’t really need an executive chef since his favorite meal for both lunch and dinner is a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken with a side of cole slaw and mashed potato. With gravy of course.
It is rumored that Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has offered Comerford the position of Malacañang (the Philippine presidential palace) Executive Chef.
Comerford has not formally responded to Duterte’s offer.
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – So much for Donald Trump abandoning his businesses to focus on his presidency. He’s opening a new restaurant in — of all places — San Francisco.
A popular Union Square gastronomical institution in the City by the Bay, Kuleto’s, has closed, apparently a victim of the ridiculously rising rent in San Francisco.
Kuleto’s has specialized in Northern Italian cuisine and has been a favorite after-work hangout for San Francisco’s hip crowd and sports fans.
Trump has bought the space for an undisclosed amount.
The president-elect has not revealed what kind of food he will be serving at his new restaurant, but he’s happy that the new signage would only involve a little tinkering (see photo).
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – So much for Donald Trump abandoning his businesses to focus on his presidency. He’s opening a new restaurant in — of all places — San Francisco.
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