Category Archives: Film and TV

Kris Aquino Declines Lead Role In New NBC Sitcom

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Aquino (Photo credit: philstar.com)

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Yesterday, The Adobo Chronicles reported that NBC  has launched a search for a Filipina actress to play the lead female role in a new sitcom, “Mail-Order Family.”

Today, we learned that producers of the new TV comedy series have offered the role of a mail-order bride to former presidential sister, actress and talk show host Kris Aquino.

It was an opportunity that would have launched Aquino’s international career.  She, however, declined the offer.

“Hindi naman ako mukhang mail-order bride, eh,” she said (I don’t look anything like a mail-order bride).

“I would rather play the role of, say, Chelsea Clinton, because I look more like the daughter of a president, which I am,” she added.  Aquino’s mom, Cory, was president of the Philippines.

Too bad, Aquino would have made history as the first Filipino lead actress in a major U.S. network television series.

Oh, well.

NBC Looking For Filipina Actress To Play Lead Role In New Comedy Series

img_5973NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – NBC has put in development ‘Mail Order Family,’ a half-hour comedy from ‘Superstore’ writer-producer Jackie Clarke.

Written and executive produced by Clarke, Mail Order Family is loosely based on Clarke’s family. It follows a widowed single father who orders a mail-order bride from the Philippines to help raise his two preteen daughters.

Today, NBC announced it has launched a search for a Filipina or Filipina American actress who will play the lead role in the series.

NBC said that no previous acting experience is required but that the actress they are looking for must be a real-life mail-order bride. “We want the acting to be very realistic,” the producers told The Adobo Chronicles.

Interested Filipinas are advised to contact NBC directly by mailing a selfie photo in a wedding gown.

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Thousands Hospitalized After News Of Brangelina Divorce Broke

imageHOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) – Hospitals all over the world are reporting that thousands of people have been hospitalized after news broke that their favorite Hollywood coupoe, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have announced they have filed for divorce.

From North America and Africa to Europe and Asia, hospital emergency rooms have been overwhelmed with patients suffering from depression, hypertension, and panic attack disorder all traced to mental and emotional shock caused by the news.

Because this development has reached pandemic proportions, the World Health Organization officially gave it the name Brangelina Syndrome.

Individuals suffering from the above-mentioned symptoms are advised to seek medical help immediately.

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