Thousands Hospitalized After News Of Brangelina Divorce Broke

imageHOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) – Hospitals all over the world are reporting that thousands of people have been hospitalized after news broke that their favorite Hollywood coupoe, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have announced they have filed for divorce.

From North America and Africa to Europe and Asia, hospital emergency rooms have been overwhelmed with patients suffering from depression, hypertension, and panic attack disorder all traced to mental and emotional shock caused by the news.

Because this development has reached pandemic proportions, the World Health Organization officially gave it the name Brangelina Syndrome.

Individuals suffering from the above-mentioned symptoms are advised to seek medical help immediately.

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