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Move Over Pokémon Go, Here Comes Poke Go

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image.jpegHONOLULU, Hawaii (The Adobo Chronicles, Hawaii Bureau) – The mobile device game sensation “Pokéman Go” may be on the way out. It’s being pushed out by “Poke Go” which has its roots in Hawaii.

Poke, of course is a Hawaiian raw tuna salad usually made from ahi, ground kukui nut, salt, and a little sesame oil.

You can get poke almost everywhere in Hawaii, including 7-Eleven and ABC stores, but finding authentic poke is always a big challenge. 

But now, a new mobile phone “Poke Go” app will help consumers find the authentic version of the dish. It’s as simple as signing in to the app and walking the streets of Oahu and the other Hawaiian islands.  Once the app detects authentic poke, your mobile phone plays ukelele music and gives you directions to reach the poke place.

The app can be downloaded from the Apple Store or aboard any Hawaiian Airlines flight to the islands.

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Entertainment, Music, Politics

In Honor Of Hillary Clinton, The Kardashians And Taylor Swift Kiss And Make Up

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image.jpegLOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) – The ongoing feud between Kanye West/Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift is finally coming to an end, thanks to presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.

Who could forget the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards when West accosted Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech after Swift’s “You Belong With Me” beat Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies” for Female Video of the Year. “Yo, Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ma let you finish,” West said after taking the microphone at Radio City Music Hall, “but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!”

And then there’s the song, “Famous” in which West raps about Taylor:

 “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous (God damn)
I made that bitch famous”

But in the spirit of unity and “moving forward,” as espoused by Clinton, the trio have decided to end their rift and promised to campaign for Hillary to become the next president of the United States.

Kim’s parents are known to be Republicans and she has voted Republican until she met West.

Swift, on the other hand, performed at the 2008 Republican National Convention and once wrote on her MySpace page, “Republicans do it better.”  But she is also known to be a supporter of President Obama.

So, from here on, it’s “moving forward” (with Hillary). Kim Kardashian. Kanye West. Taylor Swift.  Best of friends, all!

Donald Trump is no happy camper.

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Entertainment, International, Politics

Adobo Chronicles Endorses Donald Trump For President And Here’s Why

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EDITORIAL

Today, The Adobo Chronicles is pleased and honored to announce that we have decided to endorse Donald Trump to be the next president of the United States.

While we normally do not engage in partisan politics in order to maintain our fairness and objectivity as a news organization, we are making this exception, just this time. We apologize in advance to presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.

We have watched politics all over the world and we know as well as you do that candidates for public office make a lot of campaign promises that ultimately and surely remain unfulfilled.

But to our surprise, Trump is one candidate who fulfills his campaign promises even before he gets elected and for that he deserves to be the leader of the most beautiful and powerful country on earth, our beloved United States of America.

Already, Mr. Trump has fulfilled his first major promise when he launched his presidential bid. He HAS built a great wall.

We have the photos to prove what he has done, direct from Hollywood Boulevard’s Walk of Fame!

God bless Donald Trump and God bless the United states of America!

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Photos: Plastic Jesus