Category Archives: Education

“Imaginative” Writer Raissa Robles Embarrasses Herself Yet Again!

In a valiant attempt to boost her dwindling social media clout, self-proclaimed investigative writer Raissa Robles has outdone herself yet again—this time by offering unsolicited advice to Carlos Yulo, the Filipino Olympic gold medalist. 

Displaying her unmatched expertise in ignorance, Robles advised Yulo to return to school and finish his education. Evidently, her degree in imaginative writing from the University of the Philippines has equipped her with the remarkable ability to overlook basic facts. A quick Google search could have informed her that Yulo already holds an associate degree in literature from Japan’s Teikyu University, making her advice as redundant as it is embarrassing. 

But why let facts get in the way of a good tweet? In Robles’ world, it’s not about accuracy—it’s about engagement. So, hats off to her for achieving what she set out to do: making waves, if not sense.

Shame On Motorcycle Riders For Not Carrying Debit Card Swipers!

Bianca Tan, our illustrious valedictorian, recently voiced her dismay when a humble motorcycle rider refused her grandiose offer of payment via debit card.

One might wonder, did she genuinely expect the rider to whip out a portable card swipe machine or, better yet, an archaic paper card presser to meticulously capture her prestigious BDO account number?

Oh, the plight of the modern intellectual in a world so unforgivably behind the times! Surely, her valedictory address must be a treasure trove of such enlightened thoughts. Perhaps in her speech, she expounded on the urgent need for motorcycle riders to upgrade their payment systems or, more realistically, to carry a small fleet of banking equipment. If only we had a transcript, we could better comprehend the genius of expecting a roadside rider to conform to the financial conveniences of the elite.

Here’s to Bianca, a beacon of modernity in a quaintly primitive world!

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