Category Archives: Culture

No, Ms. Lorraine T. Badoy, Bongbong Marcos Doesn’t Owe PRRD His Dignity.

Ah, the intriguing web of political debts in the Philippines, where the concept of “utang na loob” dances merrily with satire. 

Lorriane T. Badoy, in her quest for the indebtedness between the Marcos family, Speaker Martin Romualdez, and former President Rodrigo Duterte, seems to have stumbled upon a labyrinth of twisted loyalties.

It’s almost comical to ponder whether PRRD bestowed upon the Marcos clan and Romualdez the grand gift of dignity. No, Ms. Badoy, they never lost it – it’s as intact as a politician’s promise during campaign season. The notion that Filipinos are beholden to their political benefactors is as outdated as dial-up internet.

And let’s not forget the 2022 campaign, where Duterte generously labeled Marcos as a “weak leader.” Ah, gratitude at its finest. Expecting Marcos to bow down in appreciation for such an endorsement is like expecting a cat to be grateful for a bath – it’s just not happening. Utang na loob in politics? Now that’s a punchline.

Long Live The Tabo!

Ah, the Filipino tabo, a true symbol of innovation in the world of personal hygiene. 

While the rest of the world may have embraced fancy French bidets with their water jets and warm air dryers, the resilient tabo remains a steadfast companion in the majority of Filipino households. It’s not just a bathroom accessory; it’s a way of life.

While some may scoff at the idea of using a simple plastic scoop to cleanse themselves, the tabo is the ultimate multitasker. It’s not just for post-toilet cleanups; it moonlights as a gardening tool, a kitchen utensil, and even a must-have in fish markets. 

Who needs fancy gadgets when you have the Swiss Army knife of bathroom utilities?

So, to all those who lament the Philippines’ alleged overindulgence in bidets, fear not. The tabo continues to reign supreme, proving that sometimes, the simplest things in life are the most indispensable. 

Long live the tabo, the unsung hero of Filipino hygiene and daily life!

Commentary: About Those Non-edible Gowns and Tuxedos

Ah, the age-old question, “Makakain ba ang concert?” The nation’s most pressing concern, apparently.

It’s truly baffling how some folks can’t fathom the idea that culture and entertainment can coexist with the more basic necessities of life. It’s as if they believe that by hosting a free concert at Malacañang Palace, the government is secretly plotting to replace our rice bowls with rhythm and melody.

But what’s even more amusing is the hypocrisy of these critics. They scoff at the thought of enjoying a musical evening, yet eagerly embrace the extravagance of network galas and balls. Apparently, gowns and tuxedos are as nourishing as a hearty meal, and the pomp and pageantry of such events are an essential part of their dietary requirements. After all, who needs bread when you can have bling?

So let’s all join the chorus and ask the question that really matters: “Nakakain ba ang mga gowns at tuxedos?” After all, if we can’t eat them, maybe they’re not worth our time or attention either.