Perrier and Mico’s Fresh Buko Juice have a golden marketing opportunity for their products, thanks to the hunger strike of SMNI News talents Lorraine Badoy and Ka Eric, detained at the House of Representatives.  Both were cited for contempt of Congress.

Badoy has revealed that in the course of their hunger strike, she and Ka Eric have been sustaining themselves with Perrier sparkling water and fresh buko juice.

Eager to showcase their products and social consciousness, both companies are seriously considering to seize the chance to donate cases of their beverages to the detainees.

Imagine the visual spectacle – Badoy and Ka Eric, languishing in a sea of Perrier bubbles and Buko bliss, graciously provided by these generous beverage giants. 

Forget about the mundane hunger strike launched by netizens which, with a time frame of 6pm to 12 MN sounds more like intermittent fasting for weight loss.

Shipping the refreshments to the Batasang Pambansa in Quezon City will not only boost sales but also cast the companies as benevolent saviors of the parched proletariat.

Forget netizens suggesting daily fasting support; let’s turn this into a sparkling spectacle of solidarity. After all, nothing says “we care” like sustaining a hunger strike exclusively with premium mineral water and exotic coconut juice. 

Perrier and Mico’s, your time to shine – and hydrate – has arrived!