Category Archives: Business

NRA Buys TOYS “R” US Flagship Store In Times Square, Establishes New Retail Chain

imageNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles ) –When the flagship store of Toys “R” Us in New York closed after business hours on December 30, it was going to be for good. The toys retail giant cited exhorbitant rent and kids’ shifting consumer preferences towards drones, hoverboards and smart phones for its decision to leave Times Square after 14 years.

But the multi-level building in the heart of Manhattan will not be vacant for long.

Today, the powerful National Rifle Association (NRA) announced it has purchased the building as well as the toy chain’s popular trademark logo.

NRA president Wayne La Pierre said that the 5-million-strong gun rights organization will convert the former Toys “R” Us building into a state-of-the-art gun retail store under the name Guns “R” Us.  Smaller retail stores under the new flagship will be established nationwide.

“We are very encouraged by the overwhelming support from Republican legislators and presidential candidates for the Second Amendment, and we are very happy to do our share to fend off attacks on our right to bear arms.”La Pierre said.

There are rumors that Donald Trump is a major stockholder of the new  gun retail company but this could not be independently confirmed by The Adobo Chronicles.

So when the new store opens later this year, you can still buy guns, except that they will not be toy guns.

Twitter’s Novel, High-risk Approach To Diversity In The Work Force

imageSAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – Along with other giant Silicon Valley tech companies, Twitter has been  often criticized for the lack of diversity in its work force. The San Francisco-based social networking service has had a dismal record of hiring and promoting women and people of color.

In a major year-end move to deal with the issue, Twitter announced that it has named a new vice president of diversity and inclusion, Jeffrey Siminoff. White, male.

A very novel and high-risk approach indeed!

Chihuahua Sues Las Vegas Hotel For Fraudulent Charges

imageLAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles) – A 7-year-old Chihuahua mix has filed a lawsuit in Nevada against an unnamed Las Vegas resort and casino hotel for fraudulent charges on her MasterCard.

In the complaint filed today in a Nevada district court, the dog, Robin, said in a sworn statement that she and her owner checked in at the hotel for a two-night stay for Christmas eve and Christmas day.

Soon after checkout, Robin received an email confirmation of the charges during her stay at the hotel.  She was surprised to see unauthorized charges to her MasterCard, including a 12 percent tax, in-room coffee and resort fee.

Robin is not disputing the room fee of $75 per night, but was surprised about being charged tax, since she doesn’t file income taxes and won’t be able to claim the tax as a deduction.

She also claimed in her complaint that she was charged a resort fee of $30 per day plus tax, even if she did not use the swimming pool (and who does, on winter days?), gym, or the hotel’s wi-fi.

Robin was most upset about the coffee charge because she says she has adopted a caffeine-free diet for 7 years now.