Category Archives: Business

Taylor Swift Corned Beef To Give Delimondo A Run For The Enrile Family’s Money!

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After serenading the world with her chart-topping hits, Taylor Swift is now taking her talents to the hallowed halls of “Ivy League” universities, with a pit stop at the University of the Philippines. As part of her post-concert endeavors, Swift is spearheading electives and academic courses tailored for both die-hard Swifties and skeptics alike.

However, the buzz doesn’t end there. In a plot twist that even Swift’s wildest dreams couldn’t concoct, rumors swirl of a Filipino entrepreneur aiming to dethrone the Enrile dynasty with his latest creation: a brand of corned beef dubbed “Taylor Swift.” Promising to be the choice of music-loving carnivores everywhere, this beefy endeavor has tongues wagging faster than a Swift breakup anthem climbs the charts.

With pop culture colliding with culinary innovation, one thing’s for sure: Swift’s influence knows no bounds, whether in melodies or marinated meats.

Driving School Defying LTO Right Under Its Nose

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In a stunning display of audacity, a local driving school has boldly flouted the Land Transportation Office’s (LTO) regulations by setting exorbitant fees for practical driving courses, all while conveniently operating under the very nose of an LTO branch. Situated like a rebellious teenager next to its parental figure, this mall-based driving school seems to relish in its defiance of authority.

With fees soaring higher than a learner driver’s stress levels during rush hour traffic, one can’t help but wonder if the instructors moonlight as extortion artists. It’s as if they’ve mistaken driving lessons for a luxury spa experience, complete with gold-plated gear shifts and diamond-studded seat covers.

Meanwhile, the LTO, seemingly oblivious to the spectacle unfolding just outside its window, continues to twiddle its bureaucratic thumbs. Perhaps they’re waiting for the driving school to unveil its platinum package, complete with a chauffeur-driven Ferrari.

In the land of absurdity, where rules are mere suggestions and common sense takes a backseat, this driving school reigns supreme, proving that when it comes to highway robbery, they’ve got the pedal to the metal.

An Eerie Coincidence: Press and Business Censorship?

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In a delightful twist of irony, it seems that censorship isn’t just confined to the realm of media anymore—it’s spreading like a virus, infecting even the most unsuspecting businesses. 

Just when we thought it couldn’t get any more absurd, a caution tape now serves as the barricade to truth, wrapped around the entrance of a 7-Eleven. The coincidence is so eerie, it’s almost comical. 

First, a university scrambles to whitewash an innocuous photo, fearing a comparison between the uniforms of their students and convenience store clerks. Then, lo and behold, the universe decides to play a prank by literally blocking the entrance to said store. 

One can’t help but wonder: is this the universe’s way of reminding us that censorship knows no bounds? Or perhaps it’s just a cosmic joke, reminding us that sometimes reality is stranger than fiction. Either way, it’s a cautionary tale: tread carefully, for the tape of censorship may wrap itself around us all.