After serenading the world with her chart-topping hits, Taylor Swift is now taking her talents to the hallowed halls of “Ivy League” universities, with a pit stop at the University of the Philippines. As part of her post-concert endeavors, Swift is spearheading electives and academic courses tailored for both die-hard Swifties and skeptics alike.

However, the buzz doesn’t end there. In a plot twist that even Swift’s wildest dreams couldn’t concoct, rumors swirl of a Filipino entrepreneur aiming to dethrone the Enrile dynasty with his latest creation: a brand of corned beef dubbed “Taylor Swift.” Promising to be the choice of music-loving carnivores everywhere, this beefy endeavor has tongues wagging faster than a Swift breakup anthem climbs the charts.

With pop culture colliding with culinary innovation, one thing’s for sure: Swift’s influence knows no bounds, whether in melodies or marinated meats.