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SMELLING FART CAN LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE, ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY

imageNEW YORK, New York ( The Adobo Chronicles® ) – If you have been diagnosed with hypertension, or you simply experience an occasional elevation of your blood pressure, there’s good news (or bad, depending on how you look at it).

Johns Hopkins University neuroscientist Dr. Solomon H. Snyder was able to prove in extensive research that hydrogen sulfide, a chemical found in fart, was proven to relax the blood vessels and prevent hypertension.

But don’t throw away those blood pressure medications yet. Not until your next doctor’s appointment.  But start looking for places where you can regularly hang out to to smell fart.

Meanwhile, The Adobo Chronicles®  learned that biotech giant Genentech is working on a new product that will soon be distributed worldwide.  It will be marketed under the label ‘Fart in a Bottle.’ It comes with a spray pump that can be used to dispense the fart directly into the nostrils, just like the flu mist.

 

 

 

 

WOMAN JUDGE IS REUNITED WITH MIDDLE SCHOOL CLASSMATE IN HER COURTROOM

Class reunion
Class reunion

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – This is a TRUE story.

A Miami-Dade judge was reunited with a classmate from her old middle school .

Arthur Booth, 49  was arrested on several charges including burglary, grand theft and resisting arrest. He appeared before Judge Mindy Glazer who set his bail bond.

After setting the bond, Glazer asked Booth, “Did you go to Nautilus for Middle School?”

We’ll let the video tell the rest of the story.

AFTER ALL, MEXICO WILL NOT BE BOYCOTTING MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT

imageMEXICO CITY, Mexico (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – After Donald Trump’s disparaging remarks about Mexicans during his announcement of his U.S. presidential bid, Mexico announced that it was boycotting  Miss Universe and will not be sending a representative to this year’s international beauty pageant. Trump owns the Miss Universe pageant.

But that would be too easy on Trump.

So today, Mexico decided that it will send a Mexican representative in the person of Elba Esther Gordillo (see photo).

After hearing the news, Trump reportedly suffered a nervous breakdown.