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Entertainment, Politics

POLL : WHO WOULD MAKE THE BEST CLOWN AMONG REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES?

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imageLAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – In a crowded field of 37 declared, exploratory and potential Republican candidates for U.S. president, someone has to win the party nomination. And someone has to be declared the best clown . Or both.

Donald Trump has graciously offered his colleagues an opportunity for a paid gig at the Trump Towers in Las Vegas for the candidate that will attract the most audience for a clown show that will open sometime next year.

In anticipation of what is expected to be a very tight contest,  The Adobo Chronicles®  has narrowed the field to the top six Republican presidential candidates who have the best chance of being chosen for this gig.

We are asking our readers for their input by voting in this exciting poll. Please vote and share the poll with your friends, family and colleagues.

International, Law Enforcement

PHILIPPINES: COMEDIAN BILL COSBY’S WAY OUT OF ALLEGED RAPE CHARGES

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Cosby (Photo: people.com)
Cosby (Photo: people.com)

MANILA, Philippines  (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – If it weren’t for the statute of limitations and American comedian Bill Cosby would be charged for alleged multiple rapes he committed, his only way out would be in the Philippines. By marrying his accusers.

Republic Act 8353 (The Anti-Rape Law of 1997), absolves the rapist from criminal liability on the condition that the offender marries the victim.

A provision in the law states:

“The subsequent valid marriage between the offended party shall extinguish the criminal action or the penalty imposed. In case it is the legal husband who is the offender, the subsequent forgiveness by the wife as the offended party shall extinguish the criminal action or the penalty: Provided, that the crime shall not be extinguished or the penalty shall not be abated if the marriage is void ab initio.”

So, Cosby would be free of rape charges by moving to the Philippines.

But not so fast.

Cosby cannot marry all his accusers. Polygamy is not legal in the Philippines.  In fact, it is one of the grounds for the exclusion of foreigners in the coutry’s immigration law.

Another big hurdle? Divorce is not legal in the Philippines either. The country is the only one remaining in the world, besides The Vatican, where divorce is not allowed.

So, if charged, Cosby will have to find another way out.   .

Government, Politics

TOP TEN REASONS WHY DONALD TRUMP WILL MAKE A GREAT U.S. PRESIDENT

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imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump now leads all other GOP contenders in recent polls on who Americans think should be the party’s nominee for the 2016 U.S. presidential elections.

The Adobo Chronicles®  interviewed thousands of likely voters and put together this top ten list of why Americans think Trump would make a great president:

1. There will never be a question about his birth certificate.

2. He will be effective in working with both sides of the aisle in Congress. He was a Democrat before he became a Republican.

3. As president, he won’t need a press secretary or a podium microphone, being the loud mouth that he is.

4. He has his own private jet. Imagine all that savings in taxpayer money which would otherwise be spent on Air Force One.

5. Who needs the White House when he has his Trump Towers?

6. We all know he will be the president that will finally solve illegal immigration, by closing the border and all international airports in the U.S.

7. He will be the president that will stop all wars that America is involved in. He doesn’t like wars. He dodged the Draft, remember?

8. We will finally see an end to the meme, ‘It’s the economy, stupid!’ We will have a stupid president managing our economy.

9. As president, he will have no problem saying to incompetent cabinet members, “You’re fired!”

10. We will finally see a more elaborate and fun seal of the President of the United States:

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