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The Adobo Chronicles’ Pick For 2015 Wedding of the Year

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January 2, 2015

Donald Trump Proposes Single World Time Zone

imageNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – When it comes to business and time management, billionaire Donald Trump speaks with great authority, that’s why he is where he is now.

In a new major campaign policy proposal, the Republican presidential candidate believes that there should only be one time zone across the world, and he makes his case for it.

“It takes 26 hours before all countries ring in the New Year,” he says, because each country and each region have their own time zones. “Why can’t the entire world celebrate New Year all at the same time?”

Trump also lamented the fact that U.S. television “live broadcasts” are not really live because viewers on the West coast are three hours behind New York.

“As a businessman, I know how it is important for transactions to be conducted in real time, not when people in Asia are fast asleep,” he said, adding, ” so we need to totally eliminate the Pacific, Mountain, Central and Eastern Standard Times, as well as the International Dateline.”

Trump also  pointed out that even with national elections, the winners are already determined even when the polling places on the U.S. West Coast have not yet closed.

So, if Trump becomes president, you can forget about EST, PST, or GMT.  There will only be one time zone, WTZ (World Time Zone).

 

 

 

Twitter’s Novel, High-risk Approach To Diversity In The Work Force

imageSAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – Along with other giant Silicon Valley tech companies, Twitter has been  often criticized for the lack of diversity in its work force. The San Francisco-based social networking service has had a dismal record of hiring and promoting women and people of color.

In a major year-end move to deal with the issue, Twitter announced that it has named a new vice president of diversity and inclusion, Jeffrey Siminoff. White, male.

A very novel and high-risk approach indeed!