All posts by Pol Pinoy

Even Eric And Ivanka Trump Won’t Vote For Their Dad

IMG_6597.JPG
Eric, left, and Ivanka

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – It says something about a presidential candidate when even his children won’t vote for him.  Well to be more precise, they can’t.

During the Republican primaries,  Eric and Ivanka Trump didn’t, and couldn’t vote for their dad.  They didn’t register to vote.

But one would think they’d learn a lesson, but no.

Once again the duo forgot to register to vote.  Eric and Ivanka were too busy campaigning for their dad and doing a lot of damage control for a lot of his controversial statements, not to mention the increasing allegations against him of sexual improprieties with women.

But the impact of the children not being able to vote for their dad is moot and academic.  Two votes wouldn’t really create a dent on Hillary Clinton’s march to the White House.

We suspect even Eric and Ivanka already know that.

image

Trump Removes His Name From His Hotels In An Effort To Rebuild His Reputation

IMG_6593.PNGHONOLULU, Hawaii (The Adobo Chronicles, Honolulu Bureau) – The Trump name has been so damaged as a result of the nasty campaign that Donald has pursued in trying to win the  presidency.  Even the Republican candidate’s personal business has taken a heat.

So, in an effort to re-brand himself and rebuild his good reputation, Trump’s company has announced that Donald will be removing his name from all his hotels and properties.  He hopes that by doing so, he will recover from his plummeting business connected with his controversial political campaign.

New Trump hotels will be called “Scion.”

How about existing hotels?

In Honolulu, the Trump Tower in the heart of Waikiki has been renamed “Dump.” A temporary signage has been put up to cover the first two letters of the Trump name.

In keeping with the marine theme of his Hawaii property, Trump added a very appropriate icon to the letter ‘D’ (See photo.)

It remains to be seen whether occupancy at the Trump hotel in Waikiki will improve as a result of this cosmetic change.

image

 

 

Trump: If I Become President, I Will Court Back Philippines President Duterte

imageFLETCHER, North Carolina (The Adobo Chronicles, Chicago Bureau) – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump took notice today of Philippine President Rodrigo Roa Duterte’s recent pronouncement that he “will separate” from American and align himself with China and Russia.

Duterte’s pronouncement was made during his state visit to China last week.

At a rally in Fletcher, Trump said that the Philippines has  “broken with decades of pro-American foreign policy to instead leave for the orbit of China and Russia.” The GOP nominee attacked President Obama for spending too much time campaigning for Hillary Clinton instead of working. “Our economy isn’t growing at all,” he added.

Trump promised his audience and supporters that if elected in November, he will court back the Philippines and make it an equal partner of the U.S., with no strings attached.

“I like President Duterte, and I know he likes me,” Trump said.  “We talk alike, we think alike and we both do love the Philippines.”

Trump forgot he recently named the Philippines as among the countries that harbor terrorists and should be banned from entering the United States.

Whatever works for you, Mr. Trump!

Watch video of Trump talking about the Philippines.

image