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BREAKING: Stephen Curry Quits Golden State Warriors!

98C9A199-2168-4988-92A3-232285D5078B.jpegSAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Golden State Warrior fans are in Cloud 9 after the SF Bay Area team won the first game in the NBA finals against the Cleveland Cavaliers.

But the euphoria was cut short today after GSW’s Stephen Curry announced he was quitting the team effective immediately.

Curry said he was offered an irresistible contract with Vivo,which requires him to devote 100% of his time promoting the smart phone company.

We’re still in shock we couldn’t add anything more to this breaking story!

 

Jover Laurio Wants A Refund For Her OPPO Smart Phone

A289A9E4-00A6-4223-8A74-1370F2755077.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Pinoy Ako Blog’s Jover Laurio thought she had a great bargain when she bought her OPPO smart phone. But now, she wants a refund.

She took to Twitter to complain about the camera feature of her phone, saying that it doesn’t work the way the salesperson told her it would.

Laurio complained that the camera feature of her phone took nothing but blurry photos of her and the enhancement and filter options were not working.

She tried many times to take a selfie with her OPPO, to no avail.

The Adobo Chronicles  spoke with an OPPO representative who said that there’s nothing wrong with their product.  “Our cameras take photos of people in exactly the way they look,” he said.

Nevertheless, Laurio wants a refund and says she’s planning to purchase an iPhone X instead, hoping she’d have better luck taking selfies with the popular Apple product.

Donald Trump Offers U.S. Citizenship To 71-Year-Old Nun Ordered Deported From The Philippines

1DB9C5EF-6933-4C21-9BC0-6C4699A51650.jpegWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Just days after a group of Philippine (Makabayan) legislators  filed a bill to grant Philippine citizenship to 71-year-old Australian missionary Sr. Patricia Fox, President Donald Trump offered the nun U.S. citizenship.

Fox was ordered deported following charges that she violated the terms of her temporary stay in the Philippines.  She was accused of participating in political activities which is prohibited under the Constitution.

The Adobo Chronicles spoke with Trump and asked him his rationale for the U.S. citizenship offer to Fox.

The President said that this was consistent with his earlier pronouncement that he would welcome immigrants  from white countries.

Many will recall that Trump had questioned why the US would accept more immigrants from Haiti and “shithole countries” in Africa rather than places like Norway, as he rejected a bipartisan immigration deal.

We could not get hold of Sr. Fox to ask her if she would accept Trump’s offer.