WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – “In the pale of winter, Trump’s tan remains a state secret,” writes SFGATE.com.
But thanks to the Freedom of Information Act (FOI), The Adobo Chronicles was able to unveil the secret to Trump’s eternally orange face.
Here it is:
QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Vice President Leni Robredo recently vowed not to take fake news sitting down. Her office is now actively debunking misleading news media reports and social media posts, a la Rappler and Vera Files.
Today, Robredo took to task The Adobo Chronicles for its recent story that President Rodrigo Duterte confirmed his reported death but that he rose again in three days.
In a tweet commenting on said story, Robredo said that this was recycled fake news.
It wasn’t clear which she considered fake news: that Duterte died, or that he came back to life after three days.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – President Rodrigo Duterte has ordered the immediate reclamation of Baguio City’s Burnham Lake.
The man-made lagoon, which has been the venue of rental paddle boats for many decades , has been criticized for its murky, oftentimes chocolate-colored water.
Duterte’s order is his first since issuing an Executive Order transfering the approval of reclamation projects to the Office of the President, through the Philippine Reclamation Authority (PRA),
Presidential spokesperson Salvador Panelo told The Adobo Chronicles that immediately after reclamation, the lake will be converted into an ice-skating rink, an idea first conceived by Baguio’s city officials.
When completed, the Burnham Ice Skating Rink is expected to draw hundreds of thousands of tourists.
It will also make Baguio the entertainment park capital of the Philippines. Recently, Baguio’s SM Mall opened Sky Ranch, a carnival park on Luneta Hill, featuring a ferris wheel and other rides.
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