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Kris Aquino Denies Soundproofing Her Bedroom For ‘Kinky Sex’

May 16, 2019 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

E3B47020-F478-4A53-A1E4-2C7DA94AA3D0 MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – People soundproof their homes for various reasons. Some soundproof their bedrooms to spare their household from loud noises that happen within. Some sex experts recommend soundproofing bedrooms for kinky sex.

ABS-CBN is reporting that Queen of All Media Kris Aquino had a recent accident in her bedroom. She cried for help but apparently, no one heard her because her bedroom was sound proof.

To dispel all speculation, Aquino told The Adobo Chronicles that she chose to soundproof her bedroom not for reasons of kinky or loud sex, but because she is always on the phone with friends and business partners even late at night and didn’t want to disturb her household.

So there.

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China To Issue Work Visas To Migrating Filipinos Disappointed By PH Election Results

May 14, 2019 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

BEIJING, China (The Adobo Chronicles, Hong Kong Bureau) – The pseudo news site Rappler is reporting a spike in the number of Filipinos doing a Google search on the word “migrate” following Monday’s Philippine elections which showed devastating results for the Opposition candidates.

Unofficial tally all but points to a zero win for the Opposition Senatorial candidates (Otso Diretso).

Sensing an urgent desire by those disappointed at the election results to leave the country and migrate somewhere, China announced that it will be issuing permanent work visas to Filipinos to enable them to immigrate to Chinese-claimed territories in the South China Sea.

Unconfirmed reports indicate that the Otso Diretso candidates have expressed keen interest in availing of the Chinese offer.

”We need workers to help build infrastructure in our territories and we welcome hard-working Filipinos to be part of our labor force,” a statement from the Beijing government said.

The only condition set by China is that Filipinos given permanent work visas will no longer be able to return to the Philippines. “That’s why we’re calling it ‘permanent visa,’” a government spokesperson said.

In the meantime, Philippine Foreign Secretary Teddy Boy Locsin promised that the DFA and the Department of Labor and Employment will help facilitate the migration of Filipinos disappointed by the election results: