Suspect In Jollibee ‘Crispy-Fried Towel’ Incident Nabbed By Police!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Police have arrested the prime suspect in the unfortunate incident at a Jollibee Restaurant in Bonifacio Global City (BGC).

A customer complained that the Chicken Joy she bought was not the crispy fried chicken she wanted. Instead, what she got was a crispy fried kitchen towel.

The suspect, named Ronald McDonald, is now in the custody of authorities and is undergoing interrogation.

This is a developing story.

LENI ROBREDO PROPOSES ‘QUARANTINE SHIFTS’

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Vice President Leni Robredo has put forward a new proposal to establish home “quarantine shifts” as a way to curb the spread of the coronavirus in the Philippines.

Citing community quarantine rules prohibiting those under 21 and those 60 and above from leaving their homes except for essential services, Robredo said the IATF has been unfair and discriminatory towards these age groups.,

In a statement, the VP said that now that many of our senior citizens have been inoculated with Covid0-19 vaccines, it is time to set them free from isolation.

Robredo added:

“Our teens, children and seniors have been quarantined long enough, and yet their risk of getting infected inside their homes is great, considering that members of their household who are allowed to go out eventually come home with the virus, putting the rest of their families as risk.”

“I therefore propose that Authorized Persons Outside Residence (APOR) be allowed to leave their homes from 5am to 6pm, while those under 21 and over 60 be permitted to go out from 6pm to 5am. This way, the chances of the APORs infecting children and seniors within their household will be greatly minimized.”

Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque said the IATF will consider Robredo’s proposal in an upcoming meeting this week.

Towel in Jollibee Chicken, Money In Red Ribbon Cake. What’s Going On?

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Today has not been a good day for popular business entities in the Philippines — Jollibee, famous for its Chicken Joy, and Red Ribbon, famous for its cakes.

The two food chains have been the target of consumer complaints that could potentially jeopardize their credibility and business.

A Jollibee customer complained that the Chicken Joy she ordered for take out contained a kitchen towel, while another complained that the birthday cake he ordered had U.S. dollars imbedded therein. Both assailed the lack of food safety, hygiene and sanitation by the said establishments.

The Jollibee customer plans to sue, while the Red Ribbon customer is still thinking about it.

This is a developing story.