IATF TO USE FOOD PANDA, GRAB FOOD FOR COVID-19 VACCINE DISTRIBUTION

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – When the Philippines finally receives its Covid-19 vaccines, it goes without saying that an efficient system of distribution is crucial to make sure Filipinos are inoculated in a safe and timely manner.

This early, the Inter-Agency Task Force for Emerging Infectious Diseases (IATF) is already putting in place a fool-proof distribution system to ensure that no Filipino will be left out.

Vaccine Czar Carlito Galvez, Jr., told The Adobo Chronicles that IATF has signed a deal with food delivery firms FoodPanda and GrabFood to utilize their quick and efficient delivery services to get the vaccines in the arms of all Filipinos.

Galvez noted that the firms’ instant delivery services have proven to be very reliable. Customers have praised both FoodPanda and GrabFood for their amazing food delivery time of 30 minutes or less.

Kudos to IATF for yet another brilliant strategy!

Banned On Twitter, Facebook And Instagram, Donald Trump Signs Up For Grindr

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Donald Trump will do everything within his power to maintain a bully pulpit for his outrageous claims about an election stolen from him.

After being temporarily banned from Facebook, Instagram and Twitter because of his false claims and incendiary comments that have let to yesterday’s Capitol siege by supporters, Trump has signed up for an alternative social networking app, Grindr.

Grindr is considered the world’s largest social app for the LGBTQ community. A quick check on the app revealed Trump among the “new faces.”

Anything that would get his message across.

Filipino Representation In U.S. Capitol Siege!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Not since the likes of John Ensign, Bobby Scott and Steve Austria have Filipino Americans been represented in the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives. But all that changed yesterday during the siege on Capitol Hill staged by pro-Trump supporters.

Many Filipinos noted with pride their country’s representation in the insurrection, highlighted by a walis tambo (soft broom) that’s as essential a household cleaning item as the tabo (bathroom dipper/pitcher). The above photo of the protester inside the Capitol instantly went trending.

Indeed Filipinos have come of age in the Land of the Free, Home of the Brave!