MAYOR Isko Moreno Promises To Make Manila Fully Airconditioned.

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – One of the reasons Mayor Isko Moreno is not running for Philippine President in 2022 is because he has grand plans for Manila — more ambitious than the dolomitization of Manila Bay or the construction of subways.

Moreno recently unveiled his plan to make the nation’s capital fully airconditioned, putting it in direct competition with Baguio City, the Philippines’ cool weather summer capital.

The Mayor told The Adobo Chronicles that the construction of Manila’s first giant air-conditioning unit — the size of a 69-storey building — will begin immediately (see photo of model unit).

Manila’s temperature during its hottest month of May averages at 29 degrees celsius or 84 degrees fahrenheit.

Law Enforcement, Politics

FBI Asks Public’s Help To identify broom insurrectionists

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Several arrests have already been made in connection with last week’s siege on the U.S. Capitol, including the men who were photographed sitting on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s chair and carrying the House lectern. But the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is continuing to pursue leads to bring more insurrectionists to justice.

FBI is now asking the help of the American public to help identify and locate two other major persons of interest, both of whom were photographed with a broom during the Capitol attack.

Anyone with information on these suspects should be reported to the FBI immediately.

Human Interest, International, Tourism

White House Awaits Donald Trump in Baguio city, Philippines

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BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – Donald Trump won’t have to miss The White House beginning January 20th, when a new occupant, Joe Biden, settles in.

The Baguio City Council has unanimously passed a resolution offering Trump free and unrestricted occupancy of its own White House located along Legarda Road.

Also known as the Laperal House, it is an eye-snatcher just beside the allegedly equally spirit-infested Teachers’ Camp. There have been many stories. Some unfortunate passersby have seen a little girl standing motionless on the third step of the staircase that fronts the house. Some have spotted a woman looking out its glass windows. Some have heard angry voices and loud noises from inside the house even when it was completely empty. Others have claimed they had this awful feeling of being unwelcome and being watched. The guards are also terrified to go in at night.

There are no strings attached for the offer to Trump. The City Council says the summer capital of the Philippines will be honored to host an internationally-famous dignitary and consider him as one of its permanent, distinguished residents.

The only condition is that the soon to be ex-President of the United States won’t be allowed to make any improvements or alterations on the historic, haunted building.

As for the spirits and ghosts? Well who knows, Trump might just scare them away for good!