Philippine President Named Supreme Leader of Gay Conversion Therapy World Council

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Members of the World Council of Gay Conversion Therapy (WCGCT) meeting here this weekend unanimously named Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte their Supreme Leader.

The designation — made in absentia — came after the gay conversion therapists learned of Duterte’s latest public pronouncement. He has claimed he was once gay but “cured” himself of homosexuality in controversial remarks made during a trip to Japan.

The popular President mocked his political opponent Senator Antonio Trillanes IV by saying the latter’s movements show he is homosexual. Duterte also reportedly “confessed” that he was gay before he met his ex-wife Elizabeth Zimmerman.

“Good thing Trillanes and I are similar. But I cured myself,” Duterte said during his speech. “When I began a relationship with Zimmerman, I said, this is it. I became a man again.”

Conversion therapy is the pseudoscientific practice of trying to change an individual’s sexual orientation from homosexual or bisexual to heterosexual using psychological or spiritual interventions.

Duterte’s designation is expected to boost the conversion therapy movement which is fast declining in the U.S. with more and more states making the practice illegal.

 

 

Impeached Late Philippine Supreme Court Chief Justice Corona Posthumously Reinstated!


IMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – President Rodrigo Duterte has issued an Executive  Order posthumously reinstating the impeached,  Renato Corona as Chief Justice of the Philippine Supreme Court.

The EO was in reaction to an online petition started by a netizen.

Many perceive Corona’s impeachment as politically motivated, fueled by the conflict between Aquino and ex-President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo who appointed  Corona.

By virtue of the EO, Aquino-appointed Chief Justice Maria Lourdes Sereno was technically never Chief Justice.

It’s one of those facets of history that needed to be corrected. And it has…

 

Top 10 TV Shows Leni Robredo Should Star In, According To Netizens


MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – If Philippine Vice President Leni Robredo were cast in a television show, what show should it be?

We asked Filipino netizens and here are their top 10 answers — in no particular order:

  1. The Biggest Loser
  2. The Weakest Link
  3. Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
  4. The Enemy Within
  5. Bride of Chucky
  6. Pinoy Henyo
  7. Eat  Bulaga (with Vico Sotto)
  8. Rated K (co-host)
  9. Bawal Ang Pasaway Kay Mareng Winnie (co-host)
  10. Ang Probinsiyano (to replace Susan Roces)

The Adobo Chronicles also recommends Robredo to join the hosts of the radio/Internet show, Karambola.