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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In less than a year from now, Filipinos will troop to the polls to elect a new set of twelve Senators.
Today a new and powerful political party was formally launched at the EDSA Shrine. It’s called the Hashtag Babae Ako Party (HBAP), which had its beginnings with an online campaign, #BabaeAko aimed at resisting any form of misogyny and discrimination against Filipina women.
HBAP also named its twelve bets, putting together a power and influencial group of (mostly) women. It hopes thatthis lineup will all make it to the Magic 12.
The Senatoriables are:
Judy Taguiwalo
Inday Espina Varona
Juana Change
Raissa Robles
Jover Laurio
Maria Lourdes Sereno
Solita Monsod
Cynthia Patag
Kris Aquino
Karen Davila
Geraldine Roman
Mar Roxas
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – While the entire Internetdom was crashing with back and forth posts and comments about the war of words between Kris Aquino and Mocha Uson, the two entertainment personalities finally met face to face at the McDonald’s restaurant at the corner of EDSA and Panay Avenue in Quezon City.
The Adobo Chronicles obtained a transcript of their conversation:
Aquino: Binalahura mo ang buong pamilya ko!
Uson: Binalahura ng mga kampon mo ang presidente ko!
Aquino: It’s about me!
Uson: It’s not about you!
Aquino: Isusumbong kita kay Bong Go!
Uson: Bong who?
Aquino: Apologize to me now.
Uson: Here, have some McDonald’s Apol juice.
Aquino: My father is a hero!
Uson: Says who?
Aquino: My father died for this country!
Uson: Really, you mean Japan?
Aquino: Mag hair-pulling na lang tayo. Let’s re-enact yung movie scene mo with Angel Locsin.
Uson: Challenge accepted, but…
Aquino: No ifs or buts.
Uson: Pahaba ka muna ng hair para patas ang laban.
(End of conversation)
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