MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – While the entire Internetdom was crashing with back and forth posts and comments about the war of words between Kris Aquino and Mocha Uson, the two entertainment personalities finally met face to face at the McDonald’s restaurant at the corner of EDSA and Panay Avenue in Quezon City.
The Adobo Chronicles obtained a transcript of their conversation:
Aquino: Binalahura mo ang buong pamilya ko!
Uson: Binalahura ng mga kampon mo ang presidente ko!
Aquino: It’s about me!
Uson: It’s not about you!
Aquino: Isusumbong kita kay Bong Go!
Uson: Bong who?
Aquino: Apologize to me now.
Uson: Here, have some McDonald’s Apol juice.
Aquino: My father is a hero!
Uson: Says who?
Aquino: My father died for this country!
Uson: Really, you mean Japan?
Aquino: Mag hair-pulling na lang tayo. Let’s re-enact yung movie scene mo with Angel Locsin.
Uson: Challenge accepted, but…
Aquino: No ifs or buts.
Uson: Pahaba ka muna ng hair para patas ang laban.
(End of conversation)